Voicemails

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Stan:

+Kinda aggy that you didn't pick up

+ a lil hurt too

"heyy, y/n I don't know why you  didn't answer, but you probably have a good reason i hope *sigh* call me back later. I love you."

Kyle:

+ he understands 

+ He just let's you know he called

"hey y/n you didn't answer, and I wanna talk to you because I miss hearing your voice, call me back when you can I love you baby girl"

Eric:

+ He's mad for no reason

"*annoyed sigh*  y/n... I know I did not just see you post a snapchat post 20 minutes ago, but then not answer my  call. Do it again, and I breakup with you. okay love you bye."

Kenny: 

+ He doesn't even care

+ He would say what he was going to say no matter what

"I'm coming over."

Craig:

+ he's lowkey pissed

+tries V hard not to show it

"Why won't you ever answer your Goddamn phone?"

Tweek: 

+ Get's nervous for your life 

+ He always thinks you died

"Oh my God... I... I can't believe it. you're really gone. I can't believe I lost you. Who killed you, why would they do that. you were so young. I guess this is goodbye forever."

Token:

+Doesn't even care

+ knows you'll get  back to him

"hey  wifey get back asap so we can talk again."

Jimmy:

+ He don't really fuck with voicemails

+he also don't fuck with you not answering the phone

"You don't have a choice answer the phone now."

Butters: 

+ He understands

"Hiya y/n! I can't wait to see you again!"

Clyde: 

+He doesn't understand

+ He starts crying 

+thinks you don't love him anymore

"Why*sob*would*sob*you*sob*do this to me!!  I thought you loved meeeee*cries for like 10 minutes*"


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