{A/N: I had to I'm sorry. Basically daddy pass the salt is you and your boyfriend are having dinner with your family, you say "daddy pass the salt" and the dad and boyfriend will reach to get it. At least that's what usually happens}
Stan:
+ Oh hell no
+ moves his hand back so fast
+no one except you notices
+his whole face is red
+he was mad at you for like a week
Kyle:
+ Makes it looks like he was getting the salt for himself
+ "Oh sorry, you can use it first..."
+ his face is dark red
+asks to be excused
+texts you a whole paragraph on why what you did was wrong
Eric:
+Doesn't even give a fuck lol
+ takes it from your dad's hands and hands it to you
+"Sorry Mr. y/l/n, I'm y/n's new daddy."
Kenny:
+He don't even care
+shrugs his shoulders
+gives you the salt
+acts like nothing happens and continue to talk to your family
Craig:
+ He doesn't fall for that shit
+He's to smart
+rolls his eyes
+kicks you under the table for being childish
Tweek:
+ at the last minute grabs something else
+ so embarrassed
+His face is 50 shades of red
+ He was shaking
Clyde:
+ grabs that shit real quick
+ gives your dad a shit eating grin
+ "Oh sorry, I think what y/n means it baby daddy"
Token:
+he's to classy for that shit
+He doesn't even acknowledge you
+ He was mentally shaking his head at you
Butters:
+He's to precious for that shit
+ He didn't even know she was actually referring to you
+ nice try though
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
