Do You Know Wattpad?

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Me:
Do you know wattpad?

Namjoon:
Wait what?

Me:
Thank god you don't.

Namjoon:
Wait, I can search it up if you want.

Me:
NO!!! DON'T!!!

Namjoon:
Why? Is there a secret?

Namjoon:

Me:Me don't like you

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Me:
Me don't like you

Namjoon:
Heyyyyy don't be like this~ tell me. What is the secret?

Me:
*digs a hole with a picaxe and crawls into it and dies*

Namjoon:
It's pickaxe. Not picaxe.

Me:
yEs pRoffEssOr nAmjUne

Namjoon:
It's professor with one f not two and my name is Namjoon not Namjune.

Me:
OH MY GOD!!!!! I DID IT ON PURPOSE K!!!

Namjoon:
Chill.

Me:

Me:

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Namjoon:

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Namjoon:

Me:Okay you need to hajima

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Me:
Okay you need to hajima. My poor gallery is full.

Namjoon:
God.

Me:
What?

Namjoon:
Jin hyung just said a joke.

Me:
You mean JAGI just said a joke ;)

Namjoon:
But Jagi is fo- oh. Hey! He is my hyung and friend and band member! Nothing else.

Me:
Ouch. My Namjin heart broke again ;-;

Me:
But what is the joke?

Namjoon:
What would Squidward name his hospital ward?

Me:
Um... What?

Namjoon:
Squid ward

Me:
Wow... I saw that coming like wow...

Namjoon:
Ikr it was so obvious. Oh shit Jin is mad cuz I burned the frying pan. Got to go!

Me:
You could have said gtg but fine... Bye

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