God, Lucy

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@NamjoonOfficial

Namjoon: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me:
Wth have you seen me? Ofc not. Why are you even asking?

Namjoon:
Oh um cuz I was curious?

Me:
Mhmm curious okay.

Namjoon:
I can sense your sarcasm from a mile away

Me:
Yay! You finally know how to identify sarcasm from texts!

Namjoon:
Why are you so sarcastic?

Me:
Cuz I read Sarcastic Tutor by may_bornmia

Namjoon:
Um okay

Me:
Guys go check it out.

Namjoon:
Guys?

Me:
Oh I was just talking to the readers.

Namjoon:
I'm just gonna stop asking. It isn't getting me anywhere...

Me:
GOD, LUCY

Namjoon:
WHAT DID YOUR SISTER DO

Me:
ITS MY DAD. HE WAS VACUUMING THE CARPET AND MY SISTER WAS CARRYING LUCY'S FISH BOWL AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR. THE BOWL BROKE AND LUCY WAS LYING THERE FREAKING OUT.

Me:
SHE WENT TO GET A BOWL FILLED WITH WATER TO PUT LUCY IN AND MY DAD CAME IN THE VACUUM THE CARPET AND ALMOST SUCKED LUCY IN WHEN I SCREAMED LUCY

Namjoon:
Why would your dad stop vacuuming because you screamed Lucy?

Me:
Whenever we scream Lucy, we automatically think of Lucy getting in trouble. It happened many times so that is what we think ever time someone screams Lucy

Namjoon:
Oh god.

Me:
Ikr. Water is spilled everywhere. My mom is screaming at my sister as she takes out the mop. My dad stopped vacuuming so that my mom can mop and my sister just put Lucy into her

Me:
OH NO

Namjoon:
WHAT AGAIN?!?!

Me:
Never mind. I though that was Lucy but it was just an orange turtle lying on the carpet.

Namjoon:
Turtle?!?!?! Orange?!?!?!

Me:
WAIT ORANGE TURTLE?!?!

Me:
OKAY I NEED TO GO

Namjoon:
Um okay. Bye

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