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Go Get Sum Ice Cubes Aunt Jae-In

@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
I can't believe my aunt -_-

Namjoon:
What did she do?

Me:
She almost threw away my BTS merch

Namjoon:
WHAT?!?!?

Me:
She said you guys look like girls and are gay (she really said that and my reply that will be written later was real too)

Namjoon:
Being well-known comes with consequences. There will definitely be haters in your life. So, I am fine with her insulting us like that because I know that ARMYs are always there to back us up.

Me:
I know. But I was so mad I said this. "You are gay."

Me:
And she went "I am not. At least I don't look like girls." and I went "You're just jealous."

Me:
And she went "life is short I don't need to be jealous." and I went "Life is great. It's short so people die earlier. Like you."

Namjoon:
Should I bring some ice cubes for your aunt cuz that was such a roast.

Me:
I felt so good and she kept quiet and went back into her room.

Me:
Victory for me~

Namjoon:
I'm so proud of you <3

Me:
Me too. (So basically, the reply I gave her was real. I said that to my aunt.)

Namjoon:
Since you roast her so bad, does she still insult you or us now?

Me:
She still does and I just ignore her.

Namjoon:
I'm glad you're ignoring her. She doesn't deserve you in your life and you don't need an aunt like her in your life.

Me:
Ik.

Me:
Anyways, I am going to have tuition in five minutes gtg

Namjoon:
Bye~