She was a fan waiting for his reply. And he was an idol.
❝Hey, I am sick and tired of you not texting back. Well, bye.❞
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#1 in Promise Award 2021 Namjoon category
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Me: Kids, don't follow your grandma's footsteps of being an idioter.
Me: It only cost $1+
Namjoon: Idioter???
Me: Follow your grandpa's footsteps!
Me: And yes, idioter. A word i made up. It is a job that requires you to be an idiot.
Namjoon: Who is the grandpa?
Me: Tae.
Namjoon: ;-;
Me: Why you sad??? Did Jin eomma hit you with that ddu du ddu du?
Namjoon: Um... Blackpink?
Me: Yea. I love their songs.
Namjoon: K. Anyways, no, Jin hyung did not hit me with that ddu du ddu du.
Me: You mean Jagi ;)
Namjoon:
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Me: :(
Namjoon: I am hungry right now actually...
Me: Are you serious? It is only 4.38 pm!!!
Namjoon: I know!!!
Me: Jssnsssnsnsn
Namjoon: What?
Me: I can't believe it.
Namjoon: What?!?!?!?
Me: LUCY WAS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET BUT MY SISTER ACTUALLY GOT LUCY BACK WITH THE PLUNGER AND SHE IS ALIVE!!!
Namjoon: Wtf
Me: Says the man that said not to swear.
Namjoon: hEy!
Me: HEY HOW ARE YOU?!??!AYYYY MARCARENA Lmao may_bornmia
Namjoon: Who?
Me: My hilarious friend and dongsaeng.
Namjoon: O cool.
Me: ANYWAYS, HOW IS LUCY FREAKING ALIVE?!?!??! O AND MY SISTER IS BEGGING MY MOM TO BUY ANOTHER DOG MY MOM SAYS NO CUZ THE OTHER ONE CHOKE ON A MAT AND DIED.
Namjoon: You have a weird family...
Me: YOU KNOW MY DAD ONCE TRIED TO EAT DOG FOOD BUT ALMOST VOMITED??!?! (Based on true stories... dad, y u so dumb?)
Namjoon: Um... he ate dog food?
Me: Yea... and i tried eating my hamster's dried broccoli snack...
Namjoon: What the-
Me: IT LOOKED AND SMELLED TASTY KAY?!?!? (I actually tried to eat it until...)
Me: BUT MY HAMSTER AKA DERRICK BIT MY NOSE CUZ HE IS OVERPROCTECTIVE OVER HIS FOOD.
