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Me:
Do you know how hard it is when your stomach feels like it's being kicked a thousand times and you feel so awful and blood flows out uncontrollably for the whole week EVERY MONTH
Namjoon:
Um are you refering to... period?
Me:
YES PERIOD. YOU KNOW ANOTHER WAY TO CALL PERIOD?!?!?!
Namjoon:
No?
Me:
INTOLERABLE PAIN AND BLOOD THAT FLOWS OUT OF YOUR BODY UNCONTROLLABLY THAT IS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF.
Me:
In short, HELL
Namjoon:
I assume you're on your period right now?
Me:
YES AND MY STOMACH HAS CRAMPS FOR AN HOUR NOW AND IT HURTS SO BAD I AM THIS CLOSE TO CRYING. (To be honest, period never really affected me a lot. I did not have cramps until the past few days and my mood was never affected and still isn't.)
Namjoon:
Are you fine?
Me:
YOU THINK I AM FINE AFTER HAVING AN HOUR OF STOMACH CRAMPS?! IS YOUR BRAIN FINE???
Namjoon:
Ok, chill. Just relax.
Me:
YOU HAVE NEVER HAD PERIOD BEFORE, DON'T ASK ME TO CHILL
Namjoon:
Okay, okay!
Me:
Oml I rather die than experience this pain.
Namjoon:
Go to the restroom then. Maybe you can take a dump and everything will be better.
Me:
Oh wait. I did that before and it worked before.
Namjoon:
Seeeeeee
Me:
Okay, you're amazing now go away. Imma take a dum-
Me:
OH MAN HOLY SHIT
Namjoon:
WHAT?!!!???
Me:
I THOUGHT LUCY WAS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET CUZ WE SERIOUSLY GAVE UP ON HER BUT SHE IS STILL THERE WTF
Namjoon:
You guys really need to do something about Lucy
Me:
WAIT NO. MY MOM SAID THAT MY SISTER FLUSHED LUCY DOWN. WHY DIDN'T SHE!??!?!??!!?!!
Namjoon:
Okay, I think the best thing to do is to flush her down.
Me:
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT THO. IT'S REALLY MEAN ;-;
Namjoon:
Okay, ask your mom whether she can return Lucy instead of flushing her down
Me:
OKAY GTG
Namjoon:
K byee
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