My Murder Plan For Aunt Jae-In :)

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@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
Fml

Namjoon:
WHY?!?!??!!? R U GOING TO SUICIDE PLEASE DON'T A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!!

Me:
Tf...Why would i suicide?!??!?

Namjoon:
Idk you went fml and my natural reaction was that.

Me:
😒

Namjoon:
So why fml?

Me:
My aunt. She moved in. And she likes to insult everything. (True she insults everything about me and still does and thats why i am so self-conscious)

Me:
She is basically a saekki and brat in an adult's body.

Namjoon:
Wow... you must hate her a lot

Me:
I do. I always hope that i could push her off a building and let her land on the road. Then, a van will run over her. Then, i'll sprinkle bird food on her and Justin Seagull can finish her off :)

Namjoon:
Wow... um

Me:
Yea...

Me:
I hate her. She was the reason why i am so conscious of my everything up till now

Namjoon:
Don't be self-conscious. She was probably jealous. Love yourself 💜. You're beautiful <3

Me:
Please stop. I am trying so hard not to squeal cuz if i do, my aunt will probably yell at me and murder me.

Namjoon:
Awww i'm sorry. She doesn't deserve a niece like you <3

Me:
Okay this is getting weird. You sound too sweet. Is this Hobi or Jin oppa?

Namjoon:
Nope i just think you don't deserve this treatment.

Me:
My aunt's screaming right now cuz someone touched her phone and she is freaked out and yelling, "GERMS YOU GOT GERMS ON MY PHONE!!!!" And getting wet wipes. Gtg (She literally does that OCD much)

Namjoon:
Lol k bye!

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