She was a fan waiting for his reply. And he was an idol.
❝Hey, I am sick and tired of you not texting back. Well, bye.❞
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#1 in Promise Award 2021 Namjoon category
Namjoon: Should penguins be classified as birds only? They have webbed feet tho.
Me: uM
Me: You're asking someone that didn't make it far in academics
Namjoon: But I'm just saying that penguins should be half amphibian and half bird. They swim and have webbed feet.
Me: You sound logical so I'll agree with you :)
Namjoon: No, seriously, didn't penguins be half amphibian and half bird???
Me: I'm just gonna go...
Namjoon: Wait! This is serious
Me: Namjoon, istg you need to hajima
Me:
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Namjoon: Okay, I'll just ask someone else or search it online or start a petition.
Me: SHIT
Namjoon: WHAT?!?!!!??
Me: MY SISTER JUST TRIED EATING LUCY
Namjoon: SKJKWMWMW
Me: IKR LIKE SERIOUSLY SHE TRIED TO EAT IT BUT MY MOM WAS ON THE PHONE ASKING WHETHER SHE COULD RETURN LUCY CUZ WE CANNOT LOOK AFTER HER AND SHE JUST FREAKED OUT WHEN SHE SAW MY SISTER TRY TO EAT HER. SHE SAID SORRY AND HUNG UP AND RUSHED TO MY SISTER. AND SHE SMACKED THE HECK OUT OF THAT FISH OUT OF MY SISTER'S GRASP
Namjoon: Wow... Your sister really needs help. How old is she?
Me: ELEVEN WITH AN IQ OF -100,000,000
Namjoon: Um wow
Me: SHIT
Namjoon: WHAT
Me: MY MOM SMACKED THE FISH AND IT LANDED IN THE TOILET BOWL AGAIN
Namjoon: O...kay?
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: I NEED TO GO. MY SISTER IS TRYING TO STICK HER HEAD INTO THE TOILET BOWL TO BITE LUCY AND GET HER OUT
