Assorted TF2 Reader Inserts

Gentleman (Demo x Fem!Reader)

A quick story to get my creative juices flowing since I've been so out of it from the holidays.

Demoman's POV
The new recruit's first day ought to be tough. Scout's already preparing his pranks, doc's preparing new medical files in the recruit's name to fill with experiments, the whole team's buzzing. I just hope they don't go too rough on him. After all, the admin specifically requested we don't pester this one because he's different then all other new recruits we've had so far.

As for me, I sat quietly in the rec room. Sipping me scrumpy. Not doing much. The occasional mumble to myself, after all I do a lot of my good thinking when I'm drinking. I've got a few new plans for bombs I've gotta try later today. 'Course, I gotta check out the new recruit first. Curious what the admin meant when she said 'different'.

I looked around the room, landing my eyes upon the clock. It was about twenty minutes past when the new recruit was supposed to arrive. "Don't blame him," I said aloud.

"Blame?" Heavy said from the other side of the room.

"I don't blame him for being late." I repeated, leaning back into the couch comfortably. I took another drink and saw Heavy nod in agreement.

"Yeah, the wankah's probably turning circles trying to find our base." Sniper gave a hearty laugh and I just rolled my eyes.

As if on cue a knock sounded faintly accompanied with a stern "BZZZ" from the doorbell. Everyone perked up and Scout practically flew into the air, shouting, "I got it!"

Your POV

I knocked as loud as I could on what I assumed was the front door of the base.

After what seemed like hours of searching I finally found this place. Turns out they had it very cleverly disguised, the entrance that is, and I only discovered it when it started blowing in the wind. I knew I was close but I didn't realize the entrance was in between rocks and covered with a painted tarp. It looked so realistic! Just like those looney toons cartoons! Well, save for the fact that you can actually go through this one.

I looked around for a doorbell and found a small button and pushed it. I could hear the buzz reverberate from inside the base. Suddenly thunderous footsteps rapidly falling approached the door and I placed my briefcase in front of my chest, bracing as the door swung open and a tall lanky boy thrust his head out, swiveling it back and forth before looking down at me.

"Oh," he said, leaning against the doorframe, a smile creeping on his face, "so you're the new recruit, huh?"

"U-uhm, I, uh, yes I'm-" before I could reply he grabbed me and shoved me inside, reeling me around corners before shoving me in the doorway of a large room. Wide eyed I looked around at all the men in there who were all looking expectantly at the doorway. At me. I gulped.

"I present to everyone the new recruit!" The lanky boy who had shoved me inside shouted and everyone immediately began an uproar. I felt my face grow very red and shuffled my feet uncomfortably. They all shouted over each other.

"The new recruit's a shiela?!"

"Awh, look at her face, she's embarassed! It's okay, darlin', most of us don't bite!"

"I've never experimented on a fraulein before!"

"Heavy can teach little recruit to make sandvich!" You glared at the bald one for that quip.

"Huddah hmmppph!"

"Don't think because you're a woman I'm going to go easy on you, maggot!"

Each one of the men was saying something at once save for two of them. A black man with an eyepatch and a secretive one wearing a mask. The one with the mask rolled his eyes and disappeared- wait, disappeared? That was weird. The one with the eyepatch locked eyes with me suddenly and I looked down at my feet, not wanting to meet his piercing eyes. He seemed like he was judging me. I guess they didn't tell everyone my gender. I didn't think it would make too much of a difference, but then again I also didn't know I was joining a team full of guys. Suddenly the lanky boy threw his arm around my neck, making me flinch and drop my suitcase. He gave me a rough noogie. "I'm Scout by the way!" The shouting of the men continued, all trying to get words in edgewise.