The Angel of Darkness, And the Demon of Light

Chapter 3: Scary Lessons

(Sorry I didn't publish yesterday. We stayed at my Sister in law's dad's house for new years.)

The group continued walking/flying. On their way, they eventually spotted Lancer, who immediately took notice of them. Chara mentally prepared herself for whatever Lancer was about to say. "Oh boy, here we go..." She whispered. "Well, flip my flapjacks!" Lancer started. "Oh, fuck me..." Chara mumbled, facepalming.

"The clowns are back in town! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago..." Lancer paused, clearly trying to add suspense. "I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you!" He finished. "Not even the purple girl can stop me now! Ho ho ho! Are you ready to be-..."
"Stop. Stop talking." Susie interrupted. Everyone went silent as she spoke up.

"...The hell? What is she...?" Chara trailed off. "Heck if I know..." Vixen replied. "Guess we're about to find out." She added. ""Ho ho ho"?" Susie repeated, in evident disbelief. "What is that. Why are you saying that." She asked, even though her tone made it sound like a statement. ""Ho ho ho"?It's my evil laugh! Scary, right!?" Lancer asked, proudly. "You sound like baby Santa Clause." Susie bluntly stated.

Lancer was silent for a moment.
"...Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...?" He finally asked, hesitantly.
"Shut up." Susie snapped, as she stalked towards him. "...Oh no..." "This doesn't look good..." The sisters commented, glancing at one another. "...You don't think... She's gonna hurt him, right?" Chara hesitantly asked. "To be honest, Chara, I can't really tell... This is SUSIE we're talking about, after all..." Vixen replied.

"You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY?" Susie snidely asked. "W... Well... I..." Lancer stuttered, as he didn't really know how to respond.
"Wrong." Once again, Susie didn't let him finish. "Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off.
Face it. You wouldn't know SCARY..." She paused, walking even closer to Lancer.

"If it picked you up and bit your face off." She finished, smirking. "Th-That's not true..." Lancer stuttered, trying not to sound afraid. "Oh, really?" Susie asked, walking closer. Lancer tried to back away, but the dino girl picked him up by the shoulder. "Ohh, shit..." Chara mumbled. "You can say that again..." Vixen told her, as they both watched in slight horror. Kris watched as well, his eyes glued to the scene in front of him.

"Then why don't we PROVE IT? We'll start with the part..." Susie paused, smirking even more as she lifted Lancer closer. "Where your face gets bit off." She finished, evilly. Her eyes shined with sadistic intent. The sisters' eyes widened in fear, while Ralsei covered his mouth due to shock. "AHHHHH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Susie laughed, maliciously.

"Ohhhhh, OK. I get it!" Lancer said, out of the blue. "Thank you, purple girl!" He beamed at Susie. "...What?" Susie finally asked. "Yeah, I agree, what?" Chara repeated Susie's question quietly, as to not alert the others. "Thanks! It was kind of you! To teach me how to be scary! With an evil laugh!" Lancer thanked Susie again, still surprising everyone.
"Hey, I wasn't..." "And now...!" He paused, cutting Susie off, similar to she did earlier.

With no warning, he jumped out of Susie's grasp, as a group of Jigsawry walked up from behind him. "...OK, one, if he could've jumped away from her this whole time, why didn't he do it to begin with? And two, where the ever-loving fuck did THEY come from?" Chara asked to no one, only getting a shrug from her sister. "You're going to be thrashed! AHHHHH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Lancer finally added, trying to imitate Susie's laugh.

Lancer then dashed off to god knows where. As he was running, he randomly yelled, "Merry Christmas!" To the others. 'I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...' Both Chara and Susie thought to themselves. After all that had happened, the Jigsawry attacked. Kris and Ralsei immediately warned the trio of Jigsawry about Susie. The three prepared themselves, just as Susie attacked.