Texting Wonho(e) | WONHO X Reader {✔}

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Lee Hoseok: I had the best time of my life last night

Y/N: I bet you did you HOE

Y/N: And why are you telling me this?

Lee Hoseok: Because we're friends

Y/N: No we're not

Lee Hoseok: Ok whatever but I had a good time last night with my cream puff

Y/N: I'm glad I'm not your cream puff

Lee Hoseok: Katie didn't know what was coming 💦 😏

Lee Hoseok: It's her fault for eating that peach

Y/N: ok umm please stop, I'm getting uncomfortable

Lee Hoseok: Anything you wish babe

I get weak when someone calls me babe.

Y/N: I have to go now.....

Lee Hoseok: Ok babe. That's you contact now

Y/N: I will block you if you do that

Lee Hoseok: Then I will find you

Y/N: I will shove two chopsticks up your asstronaut

Lee Hoseok: My cream puff is calling me now, bye babe

~

"AGHHHH!!!" I scream and stand up. I throw my phone down on my bed and go to take a shower.

In the shower, I kept slipping because of how weak I was.

Babe

He can really shove a cabbage down his esophagus.

Anyways, today I'm going to the movies with Mark today. Not tonight. Today. Mark acts dumb sometimes. We're going to see an action movie and action movies should be seen at night, not day.

I don't know if I should tell him about Hoseok though. He'll probably report him for barraging me which he's not, he's just annoying sometimes.

I mean besides, Hoseok has a girlfriend already, so it doesn't really matter.

Never mind, it does matter because he's a hoe.

~ time skip~

"Hey Y/N." Mark greets me with a grin. I smile back. "Hey, did you wait long?" He shakes his head. "Nah, I just got her myself a couple minutes ago."

My buzzed in my back pocket. I take it out and open it. "One sec." I fake smile and turn my back on him.

Lee Hoseok: Hey babe

Y/N: Don't call me babe, it's very disturbing

Lee Hoseok: Only if you stop calling me hoe

Y/N: but YOU ARE a hoe

Lee Hoseok: But YOU ARE a babe

Y/N: You haven't even seen my face, how do you know I'm a babe? -_-b

Lee Hoseok: I can tell

Lee Hoseok: And anyways, you haven't seen my face so how do YOU know I'm a hoe?