Shakespeare one shots

I HATH BEEN TAGGED

I was tagged by @Fangirl23138 

Here goes, I guess 

1. My room is a disaster. It doesn't reflect me at all and it's a total mess. 
2020 update: Better but not great.

2. I'm bisexual and very unsure about how to come out to everyone. Ideas? 
2020 update: What are labels? People are cute

3. I have the giant black horse with an orange mane in Zelda: BotW. I named him Hamlet. 

4. I have an unhealthy obsession with pretty much everything. My more prominent obsessions include Harry Potter, MPHFPC, Hamilton, and Marvel. 

5. I'm a Slytherin. 

6. I have an Arabian dagger and it's my baby. 

7. I have two cats, Moose and Stella. Moose is a very friendly cat but Stella is super shy. 

8. I sleep on the bottom bunk with no one on the top, and I've draped blankets over the sides so my bed is like a fabric cave. It's awesome. 

9. Look em in the eye, aim no higher! Summon all the courage you require! Then count- 

10. I'm playing a crow in a production of The Wizard of Oz, and we open in less than two weeks. No one is ready and I'm already stressing. 

I don't know 28 people! 

@Saithus hello wifey 

@TianaMajor1 

@KatrinaKamel 

@rzvenclzw 

@AlecWritesGayStuff 

That's all I can think of off the top of my head and I'm too lazy to look at the people I've followed. 

Here's a joke: 

Knock knock. 

Who's there? 

Procrastinating interrupting cow. 

Procrastinating interrupting cow who? 

Spoiler: in Caroline King's story, do not underestimate Victor's ability to feel honorbound to do something. 
2020 update: Uhhhhh

I drew this and I just wanted to show it to people: 

Ugh, fine. Moo.