Shakespeare one shots

AMSND headcanons 2

Hoi! I love writing these and I need to get my mind off the hellbear from Annihilation. Fucking aliens.

Lez go.

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Oberon:

- The guy who will either help you with your homework or give you all the answers depending on his mood

- Internally eight years old

- But has a centuries-old soul

- Is in all of your fandoms

- Game for pretty much any social event, especially if he may need to babysit drunk/high friends

- Board game nerd

- Surprisingly good at classic magic tricks

- Like, performance level good

- Probably dead inside but smiling anyway

- Follows the rules to a certain extent

- Tells everyone he's listening to heavy metal when he's actually listening to 70's pop music

- Really deep, smooth singing voice

- Plans to change the world

- Can't hang this weekend, has to identify the weird plant in his yard (it will take him all day, I assure you)

- Not ready for emotional trauma but gets pelted with it anyway

- Acts like a Gryffinclaw but is probably actually a Hufflin

Titania (not pronounced like titanium):

- Smarter and cooler than everyone else

- Will elbow you in the face if you sneak up on her from behind

- Crazy reflexes

- Acts like she doesn't care but actually cares too much for her own good

- Rarely shows emotion

- Just to Oberon (when they're not fighting)

- Speaking of Oberon...

- Some days she hates him

- Other days she's head over heels for him

- They're complicated

- Secretly hates dispute

- Most likely got around six hours of sleep

- Knows where everyone lives because she's been to every party

- May have crashed several tho

- But won't admit it

- This girl can handle her alchohol

- Like, really well

- Looks fucking perfect in a suit

- Most Likely to be President Award

- Has never played this game before but will definitely beat you anyway

- Just a boss in general

- Definite Slytherin (with a hint of Ravenclaw)

Puck (Robin/Pucky):

- Does not care about your problems

- (But actually really wants to help)

- The deeper the point, the weirder the medium used to convey it

- Speaks in riddles to mess with people

- He's literally worse than Delphi

- Once went an entire day without saying anything other than "Why is a raven like a writing desk"

- Probably the most mentally stable, which is really concerning

- Smoking drugs

- Leather jacket

- Vertically challenged but still scary

- Always climbing things to be above the rest of the group

- So many ear piercings

- Creator and master of the "I'm up to something" look

- Can and will outsmart you

- Has had to run away from the cops on multiple occasions

- Totally a murderer in a past life

- The Matrix incarnate

- Sexuality: unknown

- Looks up to Oberon for some reason?

- Easily distracted

- Has a love/hate relationship with karma

- Dramatic af

- Surprisingly good person to vent to

- Slytherin