Aight, I promise I've got more writing coming, but I've been tagged.
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1. I've got a tiny book of Shakespearean insults (called The Bard's Guide to Abuses and Affronts) that I carry with me everywhere, containing such gems as "There's a man hath more hair than wit," "Go to hell for an eternal moment or so," and "More of your conversation would infect my brain."
2. I've been wearing the same pair of camo pants for a week
3. I've been mistaken for a boy so many times it's just amusing at this point 2020 update: To the flight attendant that called me sir, you are amazing
4. I'm currently in a theater camp where I play a small, socially awkward bean who lives with his aunt in the 1920s. His mother has just been murdered.
5. I'm an Aquarius and a Slytherin
6. I have a serious pride issue
7. I came out as bi to my parents, and I sWEAR, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, MY MOTHER SAYS "I know." IN THE CALMEST HECKING VOICE AND I'M JUST LIKE "OH WELL I GUESS I RADIATE RAINBOWS OR SOME SHIT" BC SHE K N E W
8. I'm reading The Stand by Stephen King as a little appetizer, and plan to read Silence of the Lambs later on
9. Speaking of Stephen King, I have a bad habit of watching horror things under the illusion that I'll be able to handle it. Spoiler alert: I can't. I ended up just not sleeping a few nights ago because I watched a YouTube analysis of The Purge. I'm not kidding, I straight up didn't sleep at all.
10. My dog is too cute
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2020 update: AND I HAVE ANOTHER
11. I procrastinate to an unhealthy level (see the media for more information)
12. I'm going into highschool next year
13. I'm fabulous (I mentioned my pride issue, right?)
And can we please take a moment to recognize how very gay Bobbi is? Mkay thanks.
Lmao I'm not tagging anyone properly. Y'all know who you are. You can just do it in the comments if you like.
Annael
Solangelo (May)
Azz on the outside always looking in will I ever be more than I've always been cause I'm tap-tap-tapping on the glass, wAVING THROUGH A WINDOW-
