You: so what do you do for a living?
Lauren: I perform
You: OMG ARE YOU A STRIPPER
Lauren: what
You: I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH A STRIPPER!
You: CAN YOU GIVE ME TIPS
Lauren: I'm not a stripper
You: 😣 dang it I always end up with the boring friends
Lauren: I'm glad you consider me as a friend
Lauren: I feel loved 🥰
Lauren: AND I AM NOT BORING I HAVE A VERY INTERESTING LIFE YOU CABEZA DE BURBJA
You: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!
Lauren: a bubble head 🥰
You: oh
You: well I don't know Spanish soooo
Lauren: I'm a singer
You: and I'm a porn star
Lauren: really?
You: no I was being sarcastic
Lauren: well I'm serious. I'm Lauren Jauregui
You: ohhhh you're one of the back up dancers of that Camila girl
Lauren: 😐😐
Lauren: I will punch you
You: 😂 I'm kidding Ik "Who you are" chill out
Lauren: why did you put quotations marks
You: Bc I don't believe you
Lauren:
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Lauren: believe me now puta
You: does that mean I have to send a pic of me 😭
Lauren: Yes 🙃
You: 🙄 ok fine but beware my face will make your panties wet aight
Lauren: 👀👀
You: *sends picture*
Lauren: 🤤 holy shit you're actually hot
You: actually? You didn't believe me when I said my face will soak your panties
Lauren: you sound all talk but holy shit shit
You: they don't call me the panty soaker for nothing
Lauren: no one calls you that
You: you're right 😭
YOU ARE READING
Psych! (Lauren/You)
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