You: ok so tell me why I was looking for my phone and it was in my hand the whole time 😂
You: I think I'm getting old
Babi👑: no baby you're just slow
You: I-
You: ykw you're right
You: my mom once called my slow
You: when I say once I mean all the time
You: so that must mean it's true 🤔
You: parents never lie
You: Except for when they lied about Santa Claus
You: or the Easter bunny
You: or the tooth fairy
You: ok so maybe parents are liars🤔
Babi👑: She wasn't lying about you being slow
You: ☹️
Babi👑: but I love your slow ass
You: ☹️🙁😕😌🙂😊😀😄
Babi👑: why tf did it take you 30 minutes to do that?
You: All these ugly yellow emojis look the same 😭
Babi👑: you really are the definition of slow
You: ☹️
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Psych! (Lauren/You)
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