You: alright I just dropped out of college
Lauren: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: Because my professor is married and I couldn't help seeing her everyday after she dumped me for her skank ass wife Jessica
You: I have a huge ass, nice boobs, and no acne I'm am everything she's not!
You: AND SHE CHOOSE HER!!!
Lauren: I don't know how to reply to all of that
You: psych! I just graduated 🤪
Lauren: you just did psych wrong
You: no I didn't
Lauren: you have to make a believable lie. If I don't believe the lie your psych automatically doesn't count
Lauren: that's just how it works sorry hunny
You: it's honey
Lauren: that's what I said hunny
Lauren: pronounced the same way
You: yeah but it's spelled honey
You: H
You: O
You: N
You: E
You: Y
Lauren: y/n does it really matter how I spell it?
You: Yes
Lauren: H
Lauren: U
Lauren: N
Lauren: N
Lauren:Y
You: No it's Honey
You: repeat after me
Lauren: we're texting
You: oh
You: right I forgot
You: type after me
You: H
Lauren: H
You: O
Lauren: U
You: NO!
Lauren: 🙃🙃
You: you are annoying you know that right!
Lauren: I get that a lot 🙃
You: 😤😤
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Psych! (Lauren/You)
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