Okay another time skip cause im too frikkin lazy for life its self.
You woke up in a cold sweat, your pokémon pyjamas covered in the stinky stuff. Eww poor pikachu. You ran into the kitchen after hearing a bang that sounded like your prized anime merch being thrown around! Nobody touches Y/N's waifu. Or they die. When you finally reached the kitchen your jaw dropped. "HOLY MOTHER OF TIFFANY MAYUMI!" You creamed (lol it was supposed to say screamed but i like creamed so it will continue to say that) in front of you was...
A frikkin woman with a rlly long ass neck. You freaked out and threw a Sasuke vinyl at the creature then you jumped out of the window for the 67th time that week.
