Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E8 "The Grass is Greener. The Blues are Bluer"

Blue Base
Just outside of the base, Freckles and Caboose are standing next to each other with Caboose squatting down in front of Freckles.

Caboose: No, Freckles, no, Freckles, go down. Like this!

Caboose does a squat that Freckles soon does too.

Caboose: Yes, that's a good Freckles! Yes, yes. Guys! Zeta, Wade, Tucker did you see that!? Freckles did a squat!

Tucker, Wade and Zeta are all doing squats near the two.

Zeta: (Panting) That's very great, Caboose. God why does it feel like my body is torching my insides.

Wade: That's exercise for yeah, Zeta.

Zeta: Why does it feel like something's about to come out my throat!?

Tucker: Huh?!

Wade: (Worry) Maybe, you should take a break Zeta.

Zeta: Gladly!

Zeta stops doing squats and sits down on the ground as Wade and Tucker continue to do their squats.

Zeta: Why does exercising hurt so, much!?

Tucker: Because it sucks that's why.

Wade: It's not all bad, the end results pay off.

Zeta smirks slightly and turns to Wade.

Zeta: Ohh I know that for sure, Wade. In more then one areas, I should say.

Wade fumbles a bit with his squat and looks at Zeta.

Wade: (Blushes) Why do you do this to me women!

Zeta: (Smirks) Because one; it's fun and two; you make it to easy.

Wade: (Mutters) One day, I'll get you back.

Caboose: Guys, h-he did it again! Freckles did two squats!

Tucker: We see Caboose! Now teach him to fetch, and then throw a stick off a cliff.

Caboose: Oh, he knows how to fetch. Freckles! Freckles, get the ball!

Caboose pulls out a ball and throws it.

Freckles: {Acquiring target.}

Freckles aims for and shoots the ball. Everyone stops what they're doing and just silently stare at Caboose and Freckles. Caboose awkwardly looks at the group.

Caboose: Uhm, see that - that was just - that was just poor phrasing on my part. Really. I mean I was just, I think I was just grammatically... It was grammatically incorrect. So...

Over in the distance Grif, Leo and Simmons creep up behind a rock and spy on the Blues as they go back to doing their squats.

Leo: Alright, we're here.

Simmons: Yeah. So, uh, what do we do now?

Grif: I guess we just... watch 'em?

They watch the blues working out with Simmons making some sounds with his mouth.

Simmons: So... this is a waste of time right.

Leo: Yeah, it's not like they're actually plotting anything.

Grif: I don't know, man, but watching two dudes exercise is making me feel really weird.

Leo: (Sighs) This is going to get us nowhere, if we just stay here.