Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E11 "Worst Laid Plans"

Blue Base
Inside of Blue Base, Wash, Tucker, Zeta, Wade and Simmons are all lined up in front of Freckles.

Tucker: This is it. This is rock bottom. You ever hit rock bottom before Wash? Well, you have now. 'Cause this is it. Can't get any lower.

Simmons: (Sniffs) I wanna go home.

Wade: Think you spoke too soon, Tucker.

Freckles: {Attention. Officer on deck.}

Caboose walks up a ramp into the room.

Caboose: Yes. Yes. Hello, thank you yes, hello. Thank you, you're welcome, yes thank you. Hhcheh, hceh, hh.

Caboose stands by Freckles side and faces everyone.

Caboose: Hello!

Freckles: {Captain, all team members are accounted for.}

Caboose: Well, excellent news, Assistant Captain Freckles.

Tucker: Oh my lord.

Zeta elbows him in the side, making Tucker quietly wince a bit.

Zeta: (Mutters) Do you want to get blown up? Because I would prefer to watch it from a safe distance.

Caboose: Hi. It looks like we have a new member today. Yes, give Simmons a big Blue Team hello. Yes, welcome to Blue Team, Simmons.

Wade starts clapping, but soon stops after noticing he's the only one doing it.

Simmons: Can I leave?

Caboose: It is good to have you on board today for the Blue Team.

Freckles: {Sir. Awaiting mission briefing.}

Caboose: Oh, yes, right, oh God, right yes. Um okay uh... Yes. First order of business is t-um... uh...

Caboose shuffles his fingers nervously, before glancing at Wash and Whispers to him.

Caboose: Wash. Psst, Wa- Wash. Washington, Washing- Washington, Wash. Wash, Wash, Wash-

Wash: Yes, Caboose?

Caboose: What is the first order of business?

Wash: We're trying to get rescued.

Caboose: Oh, yes, rescued! Yes excellent. Does anyone have any, suggestions?

Everyone looks at each other.

Wash: Hh, well, we know the communications tower works, so we should continue in our efforts to make contact.

Caboose: Ah, yes. Very good, excellent yes.

Wash: However, we should also work on trying to boost the signal of the radio transmitter. We were barely able to maintain a steady line of communication last time. Even if we make contact again there's no guarantee anyone would be able to understand us.

Caboose: Ah! Yes, uh- right, yes. Yes, then we need to do that! Tucker! Wade! Go fix the radio thing!

Tucker: Us? Why not Wash?

Wade: He's the one that built the thing.

Tucker: Exactly!

Caboose: Guys, becau- don't rook it, alright listen. We're gonna keep Wash here for another job.

Wash: But, ih- Caboose.

Freckles turns to Wash, making him grit his teeth in annoyance.