Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E16 "FAQ"

Canyon
The Reds and the Blues are standing in line in front of the Orange Guy, in the middle of the canyon. Doc is patching up the Orange Guy's foot, before standing up.

Doc: There, good as new.

Orange Guy: I can't feel my toes.

Donut: That's normal.

Orange Guy: Is it?

Wash aims his battle rifle towards the Orange Guy's face.

Orange Guy: H-hey, whoa!

Wash: You need to start talking.

Orange Guy: Hmm, aggressive, paranoid, and a little melodramatic—you must be Agent Washington.

Wade: Hehe! Melodramatic.

Orange Guy: And that means the rest of you are the Reds and the Blues.

Caboose: Oh my God, how did he know that?!

Grif: We're wearing red and blue armor.

Caboose: But how can he tell?

Grif: (Exasperated) Will somebody please fix his helmet?

Zeta: One of the wires must be busted in his helmet.

Grif: Can you fix it?

Zeta: Not at the moment, no.

Grif: (Sighs) Great.

As Zeta and Grif finish talking, Leo takes a step closer to Felix's.

Leo: How do you know who we are?

Orange Guy: Seriously? Come on man, everybody knows about you guys. You're heroes.

Zeta: Heroes?

Orange Guy: You're the team that brought down Project Freelancer. You're some of the galaxy's greatest soldiers.

Simmons looks at everyone.

Simmons: Well, I can see how you might think that.

Sarge: Because it's absolutely true!

Doc: It's partially true.

Zeta: But mainly false.

Wash looks at the group.

Wash: Stop giving him information.

Wash turns back to the Orange Guy.

Wash: What's your name?

Felix: Felix.

Wash: Okay, Felix, what are you doing here?

Felix: Do you want the long answer or the short one?

Wash: Do you want another bullet in your leg?

Felix: Hey, that bullet's there because of you.

Tucker: He's got a point.

Wash keeps his gun aimed at Felix, until Leo walks up beside him and gently lowers the gun as Wash let's out a sigh.

Leo: How about you just explain what's going on.

Grif: Uh yeah, like who were those guys that were trying to kill us?

Simmons: And why haven't we been rescued yet?

Felix: Wait, where do you think you are?