Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E15 "Neighborhood Watch"

Red Base
Outside the Red base, Lopez's head and Lopez 2.0 are next to each other, a distance away from the base.

Lopez 2.0: >A scarecrow!?<

Lopez: >Yep.<

Lopez 2.0: >They just left you hanging out there with all the vegetables?<

Lopez: >It takes about 90 days to grow corn.<

Lopez 2.0: >That's terrible!<

Lopez: >It was not the best.<

Sarge is seen in the distance near the robot parts and crates.

Sarge (Distance): Hey, Lopezs! Come over here and gimme a hand. I keep havin' to get on my knees to work on this. But I figure it'd be easier if you held it at chest level instead.

Lopez 2.0: >Yes, sir!<

Lopez: >Wait. There is one thing about these people I do like.<

Lopez 2.0: >What?<

Lopez: >Hey, Sarge! Why don't you want to get on your knees? Afraid it will bring back some repressed memories?<

Sarge: Ha! Lopez, you ol' kidder you. Now come on, time's wastin'.

Lopez 2.0 looks down at lopez and then back at Sarge.

Lopez 2.0: >Hey, Sarge... You smell!<

Sarge: Oh, don't tell me he's got you in on it too. Ha ha, Lopez you are rambuctious.

Lopez: >Sometimes he makes up entire conversations. You suck!<

Sarge: It is a lovely day, isn't it?

Lopez 2.0: >And you aren't smart.<

Sarge: Thank you for noticing. I have been hitting the gym.

Lopez: >Your mother's so fat she uses a richter scale.<

Lopez 2.0: >And she's a whore!<

Sarge: He, he. You two are like a couple of three stooges. Well, whenever you're done goofin' off come help me with with this. I just need to make a few more adjustments.

Lopez: >Stick with me, kid. And you're going to be just fine.<

Blue Base
Wash is walking up to Blue base and stops.

Wash: Here goes nothing.

As Wash goes to enter the base, Freckles walks in front of him.

Freckles: {Agent Washington.}

Wash: Oh, Freckles. I didn't see you there. Man, for a behemoth you hide really well.

Freckles: {You have failed to uphold your duties to Captain Caboose.}

Wash: But I was just on my way up now. Ready to clean the base!

Freckles: {You lack diligence, Agent Washington.}

Wash: What?

Freckles: {You question authority, Agent Washington.}

Wash raises his gun at Freckles and slowly backs away.

Wash: Um, Caboose! Could you come out here?!

Freckles' cannons begin powering up.

Freckles: {You must be eliminated, Agent Washington.}