Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E9 "A House Divided, Then Multiplied"

Red Base
Leo and Grif are walking down to Red Base.

Grif: Hey, where's Sarge?

Leo: I don't see him anywhere, let's ask Lopez over there.

They both run up to Lopez 2.0, who turns to look at them.

Leo: Hey, Lopez have you seen Sarge around here?

Lopez 2.0: >I don't know. He was sunbathing with his shotgun, when I last saw him.<

Leo: Again?

Grif: What did he say?

Sarge comes walking out the base and heads over towards the three.

Sarge: Private Leo. It's great to see you've returned from your reconnaissance mission unscathed. Same with Private Grif... that's disappointing. Unacceptable.

Lopez 2.0 looks at Grif.

Lopez 2.0: >Man... What is this guy's beef with you?<

Sarge: So, what information have you boys recovered?

Leo: That the Blues we're never up to anything.

Grif: And that you're a paranoid old man bordering on senility.

Sarge: Uh huh. I'll take that into consideration Private. But how about we hear from our more competent soldier? ...Simmons?

Leo: He's with the Blues.

Sarge: With- the Blues?

Grif: Yeah. He seemed really eager to stay at their base for some reason.

Sarge: Huhh. Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time.

Leo: A matter of time?

Sarge: Yep. I knew this day would come.

Grif: Really? You knew Simmons would eventually wanna leave the Red Team?

Sarge: Leave Red Team? Grif, are you even paying attention?

Grif: I mean, not really, I just th- I'd-

Sarge: First they build a giant robot. Then they capture my third in command. It's just as I had predicted! The enemy has finally shown its true colours! And that colour is pound zero zero zero zero eff eff!

Leo: What?

Sarge: Blue! Blue! It's Red vs. Blue all over again!

Leo: Sarge you don't understand, they didn't capture him-

Sarge: Can you believe it? Posing as our allies only to stab us in the back years after our conflict, had seemingly ended! They've pulled off the most elaborate ruse in the history of simulated military combat.

Grif: I don't-

Sarge: I mean really! How far back did they start planning this thi-

Leo: Just hold on a sec, Dad! Before this escalate's any further, why don't I just head on over to the Blues and bring back Simmons. Alright? No fighting whatsoever!

Sarge: But you'll be out gunned! Out men, and especially out killer'd robot!

Leo: Don't worry, Sarge I'll be perfectly fine!

Leo starts walking in the direction of Blue Base.

Sarge: Your not listening!

Grif: You're the one not listening!