My brother is on the travel baseball team, and during one of our tournaments, all the moms got a bit tipsy...
Piccolo- Wait... That's not the snow cone truck...
Flute- We need to have adult icee time
Clarinet- How have I managed to lose two kids
Saxophone- I'll settle for the ground beer at this point
Oboe- THE RAINBOW IS SMILING AT US I THINK IT'S SAYING "HI BITCHES"
Trumpet- Where's my damn margarita
Trombone- He's the third kid I don't pay attention to anything he does
French Horn- *Despacito comes on* Ah yes, classic ballpark music
Tuba- That wasn't thunder that was a really big airplane
Baritone- That's not skill that's pure luck.
Percussion- HIT IT OVER THE FENCE AND WE'LL FEED YOU DINNER
1st Violin- Of CoUrSe my son is batting during the National Anthem HAVE YOU NO RESPECT
2nd Violin- It's not raining, it's the clouds spitting
Piano- DON'T DELAY THE GAME I HAVE TO WORK
Color Guard- My jacket is so fuzzy if we get the arctic freeze I'll be set
(yes I know Color Guard isn't an instrument but my best friend is in the Color Guard and I don't want to leave her out :D)
Just comment with any instruments that you want me to add uwu
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
