I was very ticked at everyone and everyone was very ticked at me lolol...
Piccolo- One of these days we're going to actually kiss on accident and it'll be a big yikes but also again please
Flute- You're in if you've ever....... snorted glitter
Clarnet- And this set is the cake, and then the tubas attack the cake, and then the cake dodges, OH SHIT CAKE IN ITS FINAL FORM
Saxophone- There's not really anything STOPPING us from going to lunch. I mean if they yell at us to run a lap, we just say no and eat
Oboe- You know what, I'm sick of being a human, I'm a fucking cocoon now
Bassoon- he is a blob dog // a sexy blob dog // i'd smash
Trumpet- I feel SUPER high right now // It's the secondhand juul cuz people juul in this bathroom
Trombone- You lucky son of a bitch you can make a noose with your braids
French Horn- Guys don't pass out on the field if you're gonna do it get off the field // bet we're doing it on the field // my iron deficiency likes this challenge
Tuba- OMG TWINS LETS HAVE SEX TO CELEBRATE OUR FINDINGS
Baritone- STORM THE STANDS THEY CAN'T STOP US ALL
Percussion- You're in if you've ever smoked a line of cocaine // AYEEEEEE
1st Violin- they break up every five seconds ignore them
2nd Violin- Every time you play this wrong I lose brain cells // Bitch us too you're not special
Viola- No she isn't faking she actually passed out during lunch // bitch
Cello- it gives me TinGlES
Piano- he's so hot he makes my dick juice // you're a girl // bet
Color Guard- lemme just fake a seizure real quick
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
