Instead of tipsy, the moms were just ticked off.
Piccolo- Uh, you just dropped crackers between my legs
Flute- oooh a butterfly
Clarinet- Oh yes let us get those wiggles out
Saxophone- Why are they mowing their lawn on a SUNDAY
Oboe- I'm so proud of my son he's doing a jiggity jig
Bassoon- Is that Noah? // No that's your own son, Justin
Trumpet- Kids are cranky little shits
Trombone- STOP WITH THE DAMN ROCKS
French Horn- CMON BOYS RIDE THOSE PONIES
Tuba- Yes, we know you're right there but we're gonna talk about you anyway
Baritone- Next time I'll tie your hands to the damn fence
Percussion- It wasn't going that fast just let it hit you
1st Violin- I'm trying to keep it positive because my head is about to fall off my fuc-freaking shoulders
2nd Violin- Wait I thought he was disabled
Viola- Mom can I have some water // Why are you so needy
Cello- All the boys are shifting it's like we're in a groovy groove
Piano- Our sons are definitely high on something and I don't think it's life...
Color Guard- I love you my kinky girl
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
