I think we somehow got more crazy today... Part of the reason is we had a sectional lunch today and all of the brass is just high 25/8
Piccolo- I thought you two were going to kiss and my eyes were about to burn
Flute- Alexander Hamilton? More like Alexander Ham-I-Want-To-Go-Home-And-Nap
Clarinet- EW A TRUMPET GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY // that's a mellophone // EW IT LOOKS LIKE A TRUMPET GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
Saxophone- SAXOPHONES CAN YOU COUNT? // *chorus of 4/6 of the saxophones* no
Oboe- Eeww gross I don't like him // Then why are you dating him // hmmm
Bassoon- I'm dying inside and about to jump off a cliff // Hi dying inside and about to jump off a cliff I'm dad
Trumpet- TRUMPETS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE SECOND OGGLING OVER THE AESTHETIC I WILL MAKE YOU ALL RUN LAPS // *section leader* bet
Trombone- Silly, that's not what chloroform smells like
French Horn- If anyone ever loves me enough to kiss me, I'll be super good at it because I'm making out with my horn for 8 hours a day
Tuba- This song is somehow dumber than Preston
Baritone- We have to do the "ta ta" because your bAnD dIrEcToR said he doesn't like the "da da"
Percussion- See they think we're good kids but we really are just stoned 87% of the time
1st Violin- DON'T RUIN THE AESTHETIC // hurry up we did ours in 30 seconds // YEAH WELL NOT ALL OF US CAN DEAL WITH AN UGLY AESTHETIC LIKE THOSE GROSS ASS FLUTES
2nd Violin- dad I'm cold can you snuggle me // IM. NOT. YOUR. DAD. // *chorus of 9 kids* but daddddddddd
Viola- I suck way too much to exist // lol mood
Cello- dad come back I love you // GO. AWAY.
Piano- swerp to god i'm going to naruto run off this stage // don't we're in the middle of rehearsal // *cue three kids naruto running off the stage*
Color Guard- God shit dammit I hit myself in the nose
We were calling our trumpet mascot, Colin, dad but the one who made the dad joke was our section leader. There were so many dad jokes just in the span of 20 minutes, it was scary
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RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
