My other best friend save all of our chats on snapchat, and we have some weird ones, so, ya know, enjoy...
Piccolo- Gossip party!
Flute- felt like REALLLLY gossipy today
Clarinet- we should remember this moment for the rest of loaf
Saxophone- lol do you want to join the #uglysquad // I founded that so do YOU want to join
Oboe- As opposed to fake ice cream?
Bassoon- I ALMOST KILLED FISHY AARON AHHHHHH
Trumpet- In my very professional opinion, no.
Trombone- the leech is TOO good
French Horn- beating impossible tic-tac-toe is a v noble cause to attempt to do
Tuba- now this is what I call a m o o d
Baritone- #it'smorememelikethereforeIshallsayitlikethat
Percussion- Preach it in the name of churroism (our made-up religion we worship churros)
1st Violin- autocorrect is so mean, it either doesn't do its job or, wait, doesn't do its job.
2nd Violin- AnY sIgN oF tHe SaCrEd LuNcHbOx???
Viola- Only worse because she doesn't let us play on our computers
Cello- just subtract 2k19 and BOOM
Piano- mADAME HART LIED TO US ABOUT THE LEMONADE
Color Guard- People are only going to have a crush on me when the world ends because that's my luck
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/192437349-288-k970188.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D