Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I've been super stressed with school, marching band, the play, and I'm trying to write an actual book, so I haven't really had time.
Anyway, I was snap chatting my boyfriend while he was at boy scout camp (so he'd send me the occasional video) and his friends are weird asf so yeah, enjoy...
Piccolo- I think I want your boyfriend to be mine
Flute- Wait a second that's the ALABAMA logo not *insert our school name here*
Clarinet- *does a weird dance* it's my mating dance
Saxophone- p l a y c a r e l e s s w h i s p e r
Oboe- ignore them they're all gay // we are not gay we just love you
Bassoon- THEY. PUT. MY. FACE. ON. THE. 69. DOLLAR. BILL.
Trumpet- Ollie I swear I might rip your head off
Trombone- You should slide into her DMs // I'm already texting her // nice.
French Horn- Are they trying to lick you? // Yes, they are incredibly gay
Tuba- Who's the gayest // 100% Ollie, he kissed everyone's checks because "why not"
Baritone- Ravioli Ravioli give me the boyfriendioli
Percussion- Coca Coca Coca Coca COoOoOOLLllLLLAaAaAAAa
1st Violin- OMG WHO IS THAT // My girlfriend? // YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
2nd Violin- help me! // don't you dare help him we've captured your boyfriend and he's our boyfriend now
Viola- Stop being incredibly gay please and thank you
Cello- just run away // I haven't run since 2007
Piano- I'm sorry but I think I love your boyfriend more than you do
Color Guard- What do you want me to say he's just as sexy as he was five minutes ago
YOU ARE READING
Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D