My best friend (who also plays the trumpet) is probably the weirdest human I have ever met. So, as any decent human would do, I'm going to go through our text messages and pull out all of the weird things we text about at 2 am...
Piccolo- I was downtown and someone stared at me with a banana so I winked at him and I think I'm being stalked now
Flute- Have you been binging SNL for three hours now // pErHaPs *sends three more he finds funny and wants me to watch*
Clarinet- Hey man don't get mad I'm just flexing with my expensive ladder
Saxophone- No mom I'm not mooching off of her she owes me 7 dollars anyway
Oboe- OMG BOTH MOMS WERE MEN
Bassoon- No pancakes, only potatoes 🥔🥔🥔
Trumpet- I'm gonna invent time travel and go back to the Roman Empire and hit the woah on all these kids
Trombone- No way, that's gay
French Horn- I can see you // What number am I holding up // Eindhoven
Tuba- I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO VIEW A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO
Baritone- Anti Vax > Hunger Games and the Purge
Percussion- whERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!?!?
1st Violin- Honestly if everyone in the world died and I got a cool hat I would do it
2nd Violin- I hate it when I accidentally date a 35-year-old
Viola- I just binged watched 6 seasons of 'My Little Pony' and now I'm bored
Cello- Math is so dumb I've literally lost brain cells thinking of it
Piano- I just think orange or purple // I asked for help on the math homework
Color Guard- Literally I'm not gay I have a girlfriend
i put what i said into italics again :D
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
