Today we only had a 15-minute lunch (we normally have a 50) because we couldn't run the first movement correctly, so yeah...
Piccolo- stop screeching I swear to god I will feed you to the aliens
Flute- My lunch today is my sweat, mm tasty.
Clarinet- See this juice box sticker? It's on me because I'm a s n a c c.
Saxophone- Are you jealous that brass players are good kissers and you aren't? // no? // he's definitely jealous
Oboe- I splash you with my COLD water and this is how you repay me? With your WARM water?
Bassoon- see this is a good curve except its SUPPOSED TO BE DIAGONAL
Trumpet- This set is called tumor Pickle Rick.
Trombone- You caressed my ear with your slide, stop it // lol bet daddy
French Horn- I don't know whats more salty, me or my tears.
Tuba- I only accept modern-day yoga *does orange justice*
Baritone- Google said brass players are good kissers because they make-out with their instruments for 8 hours a day, so I'm calling a section wide make-out session
Percussion- Do you want me to call you Father, Dad, or Daddy? // Anything is fine // Ok daddy
1st Violin- And we call this set the omen of death // ALMOND OF DEATH? // no but that's what we're calling it now.
2nd Violin- We move from the God Eye to the Area 51 one raid, right? // AREA 51 THEY CAN'T STOP US ALL // yes they can that's why we end with a mark time we'RE ALL DEAD
Viola- If we just don't eat lunch we'll all pass out at sectionals and it'll be a big FUCK YOU to the stupid adults
Cello- I think I die inside a little more every time he tells us to reset
Piano- ...he's doing very good for a rookie // I fucking hate that kid he tried to flirt with my girlfriend
Color Guard- Cam has a hydro flask. He's just a basic white girl. I bet you like Starbucks too. // I love Starbucks // Stop being gay
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
