So Colin and I only got 3 hours of sleep (a pro gamer moove) so we were high the ENTIRE time
Piccolo- LEARN TO FUCKING MARCH YOU DUMBASS
Flute- I should just deprive myself of sleep more often
Clarinet- I'm not like most girls, I have a dick and I fuck my dad hehe
Saxophone- And we call this set the S.S. My Life Is Falling Apart
Oboe- I hate it when I get a gambling addiction
Bassoon- If you don't call it a tumor pickle I will sacrifice you to Rafiki
Trumpet- I don't know what's heavier my trumpet or the bags under my eyes
Trombone- Make sure you guys play on all the rests just to fuck him over
French Horn- You know I was positive I was going to pass out but I pulled a sneaky on myself
Tuba- I accidentally deepthroated my Gatorade
Baritone- w e g o z o o o o o o o o o o m
Percussion- My dick is so long that it wraps around the earth 42 times and anytime I get a boner 30 people die
1st Violin- Swerp to god if I don't pass out I'm going to make myself pass out the old fashion way; with a noose
2nd Violin- Some girls like the money, some like the dick, and some like that sexy sexy eyebrow wiggle
Viola- Any time we stand at attention we give each other mental hugs
Cello- You ever feel like just laying in the road and seeing how many times a car runs you over, because that sounds like a festive game
Piano- NAP FUCKING TIME HOES
Color Guard- I don't understand how I'm supposed to walk and catch a flag. I can hardly walk.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Instrument Quotes
De TodoSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
