I also have a group chat with me and five other kids from my math class... and things get pretty weird there too...
Piccolo- lol I just found out my mom watches teenage slang videos and she just asked me about the tea I am thriving
Flute- The thought of watching horror movies to me is horrifying in and of itself
Clarinet- "sixth times the charm" is the only logic I will be accepting from now on
Saxophone- Wait I thought your mom was gen x why did you say she was gen z???
Oboe- lol Duolingo just sent me an email you fellow ex-duolingers should appreciate
Bassoon- You fool you have revealed where you live
Trumpet- I know I'm cool you don't need to tell me
Trombone- I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND HANG IT UP IN MY ROOM AS A TROPHY
French Horn- No more game pidgeon for you
Tuba- SOMEONE STOLE JESUS'S COFFEE
Baritone- Very good I am smelling some toxic fumes so I am temporarily high
Percussion- ...did you say hello milk...
1st Violin- I wasn't really watching I was listening to the moms fangirl over the knickers
2nd Violin- You're a teenager your parents will understand if you rebel
Viola- OMG HE DIED CAN WE PLAN HIS FUNERAL PRETTY PLEASE???
Cello- Since you are NOT a cat I will keep the ugly picture of you until you send a better one
Piano- Idk how to do this smokey eye // Don't you just yeet the stuff on your face
Color Guard- Somehow I am stronger than him and my arms are noodles
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
