So I had a thicci boi mental breakdown and was just kinda crying the whole time and I looked over and it turns out so was Colin so uh, yeah, bon appetite...
Piccolo- TRUMPETS YOU SOUND LIKE DYING SKUNKS // uhh i think thats just me
Flute- Hopefully all this warm water masks my tears
Clarinet- i don't know if i'm crying or laughing
Saxophone- My partner is Zoli and any time we meet up he moans in my ear and it's NOT ok
Oboe- lol get bamboozled again dumb hoe
Bassoon- i had to get outta there before he expected me to actually be useful
Trumpet- so you know how we have 32 beats to move like 2 yard lines // yeah? // they took out micro dick (there was a set in our show that looked like a very small dick and the adults realized and took it out lmaooo)
Trombone- The only thing worse than this drill is your ugly face
French Horn- Alexander Hamilton? More like I-Am-Very-Dead-In-Side
Tuba- Do you think I would die if I jumped off the stage enough?
Baritone- OMG HE ANSWERED ME RIGHT AWAY // he called you dumb // that doesn't matter stop bursting my bubble
Percussion- I kinda want to just crawl into this bass drum and cry myself to sleep
1st Violin- ima bout to yeet myself into the next life
2nd Violin- i want some chips, chippy chippy chips
Viola- come colin, join our orange justice cult
Cello- Honestly im just going to lay in the street // mood but nO
Piano- i'm trying to stay positive but i'm dying inside
Color Guard- I swear to god if you don't hit me with one of those flags you're running a lap
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
