Sorry I haven't updated in forever and a half, I had to spend a week with my family without wifi :/
My boyfriend and I communicate almost purely through Instagram DMs, so I'm going to reread all of our stupidity and compile it here...
Piccolo- It isn't even Quebec it's Toronto dummy
Flute- *sends a picture of a cat playing a guitar* // Ok you're having a stroke I have to take you to a hospital
Clarinet- what does the huzzah crazy face fist bump mean ??
Saxophone- His name is Dr. Dick and I thought you loved him
Oboe- No the pineapple is my friend he would never do such a thing
Bassoon- why are you sweating over a shark?
Trumpet- YAYY saxophones are complete garbage (yes... he plays saxophone... and he said this)
Trombone- don't question the almighty fiverk
French Horn- I am innocent stop questioning me // Only guilty people say that // SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE
Tuba- doob 🚗
Baritone- And they kept putting oranges on my pillow and shouting that at me it was p bad (he has an irrational fear of oranges it's very funny)
Percussion- I am super idiot I am the king of the idiots
1st Violin- When life gives you lemons, make lemon water because lemonade is nasty
2nd Violin- Are you sure it's not Strip Jenga // no
Viola- Grapes make you high
Cello- Yep my liver is in fact gone I am dead and a spookay ghost here to haunt you
Piano- I can only imagine the torture you would put me through if I was your son-in-law
Color Guard- I am a very proud mom of my sister even tho she's older than me
YOU ARE READING
Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
