On Snapchat I have a group chat with all of my band friends so I decided to scroll through it and find the best lines :D
Piccolo- At the end you said: 🤪
Flute- ew your bitmoji face shape is so ugly
Clarinet- WAVE POOL... WAVE POOL... WAVE POOL!!!
Saxophone- *sends commercial for condoms* I wanted to make sure all the guys knew where to get the good stuff
Oboe- I wonder what would happen if I put my finger under the sewing machine
Bassoon- You're just as ugly as your face
Trumpet- When they die the doctors will perform an autopsy they'll just find a scrunchy lodged in their throats
Trombone- #churchdrugs amirite ladies
French Horn- Omg little kiddos = mmm muffins?!?!
Tuba- lol these creepy musician dudes overestimate my tuba ing skills but you know what I'm here for it
Baritone- THE SKY IS BLACK STRAIGHT FAX
Percussion- False alarm she just burped and it sounded like she threw up
1st Violin- WHY DID YOU ADD THE PIANO?!?!?!?! NO ONE PLAYS THE PIANO!!!
2nd Violin- Mlkd... mpld... moid... miid... moid... mood. Clearly, I am illiterate
Viola- Are you guys bringing your marching band merch to school tomorrow?
Cello- SEND US A FREAKING PICTURE OF YOUR FISH!!!
Piano- Why weren't you sleeping. You are such an idiot
Color Guard- Good thing I wasn't talking about you bitch... I mean birch tree
credits to @Intonation13452 for reminding me to add bassoon, cello, and viola!
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Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
