Welcome to Day One of Band Camp. Everyone is already high. It was a mess. Enjoy.
Piccolo- I swear to god if you throw another cookie at me I WILL rip your head off
Flute- I will bitchslap those carrots out of your hand so fast you can't even recite the Declaration of Independence.
Clarinet- Just feel the inner groove // InNeR gRoOvE
Saxophone- LeT's Do ThE fOrK iN tHe GarBaGe DisPoSaL // I thought you guys were too young for vine // no one is too young for vine
Oboe- The Mellos go BUZZ and the Tubas go DA DA DA BUZZ and then we do the DA DUT DA DA BUZZ
Bassoon- I don't need sunscreen, it's not even sunny out and it's 75 degrees // *our drum major while spraying on sunscreen* If you swear that again you're running a lap, not all of us are as pErFeCt as you
Trumpet- Start at D please // D as in Colin sucks dick
Trombone- I wonder what would happen if I swallowed 50 warheads // You'd probably choke // If it means I don't have to go back to sectionals
French Horn- OMG SHE HAS A TIK TOK WE NEED TO FIND IT // tik tok is for losers // YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER
Tuba- Abby, it's marching band, you can swear everyone does // FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH // A little less // I'm sorry you piece of shit
Baritone- I bet I can pick you up I'm very strong. That's a lie, I'm still a weak fuckard.
Percussion- Let's blow his ears out // BLOW HIS DICK??? // WHO'S DICK??? // COLIN'S
1st Violin- If you start to mess up look down at your section leaders. Except for Cam, he sucks, look at anyone BUT Cam
2nd Violin- I messed up... badly... // YOU'RE GAY?!?!?! // COLIN IS GAY?!?!?!
Viola- Thanks to these DUMBASSES my shorts smell like oranges
Cello- I disowned my section // You can't do that they're just small children // Yeah, small children who step off on their RIGHT FOOT // It's their first time marching // RIGHT. FOOT.
Piano- I SWEAR TO GOD ISAAC AND ROCCO IF YOU DO NOT COVER THE HECK DOWN I WILL RIP YOUR HEADS OFF
Color Guard- They had to give me a shorter flag because I'm too short for this
We make fun of one trumpet named Colin a lot. He likes the attention. He's pretty weird but we love him.
BINABASA MO ANG
Instrument Quotes
RandomSo basically I take stupid quotes that people in my life have said and put them with someone who plays that instrument would say. Pretty simple. I made the cover, so yeah. We love making fun of our own instrument :D
