I can help you if you want it

22

Joe's POV
( what you need to know for this chapter. Keikì means child. Tama means dad. Ou te alofa ia te oe means I love you. Also trigger warning )

" Colby " I say laughing as he comes out the bathroom wearing a cow onesie. He and Renee just got back from shopping and he wanted to do a fashion show for me. And of course the first thing he comes out wearing is a cow onesie. He giggles and climbs on me. I smile and kiss him. " I'm wearing this every night " he tells me and kisses me before getting up off me. Me and Colby have been hanging out a lot the last couple weeks. We're preparing for Summer slam but that's barley. I don't live with him again and we aren't dating again yet but we are getting along so that's good. I start laughing again when he starts dancing to a song that says ' bitch I'm a cow I say moooooo '.

" Bitch I go moooo!! " Colby yells running to Jon and Renee who have just walked in the living room. " What the- " Jon says and Colby starts dancing in front of him. Renee laughs and starts recording. " Yess you go Colby!! " she yells encouraging him. Jon just looks at me laughing. I shrug my shoulders not even knowing. Colby runs back to me once Renee stops recording. " Moo " he says in a baby voice to me making me laugh again. I hear the hotel room door slam open and Colby looks at me scared since we can see Jon and Renee sitting on the couch so we know it's not them. " It's the cows " I say to Colby making him moo like a cow. " You good man? " Jon ask making me confused until I see a familiar figure.

" JOE! I have news! " Nick yells running in the room out of breath. He looks at Colby then just shrugs it off. Colby moos then goes back in the bathroom to continue his fashion show. " Did you get hit by a fucking semi or something man? " I ask him. He shakes his head no. " No I'm just having a panic attack but that's not the news. I have a date. And I'm sorta freaking out and I don't have anyone else to go to besides Renee and she'll just keep asking me questions so help me please " he says fast because he's out of breath like he ran a marathon. I then realize he said he has a date.

" Wait woah woah woah rewind " I say as Colby calls for Renee. Renee walks in gives Nick an odd look then walks in the bathroom where Colby is. " Who are you going on a date with? " I ask him since ain't no sneak bitch getting with my best friend without meeting me first. Ew I sound like a mom. Wait I'm dumb I have a child this is aloud. " You've met him at the fair. His name's Kevin " Nick tells me and I nod remembering because Colby liked him because he had the same name as his dog.

" Ok how do I help you? Colby's the one you got to ask help from with this shit. " I tell him making him groan. " Colby doesn't like me though " he says whining. I chuckle as Colby comes out in another cow onesie but this time it's pink. " Moo " he says and Nick starts dying of laughter. Renee and Colby laugh as he falls to the floor. Colby walks over to me and straddles me. I smile at him widely making him narrow his eyes at me.

" What? " I ask him. " Why you so happy? " he ask me making me bite the inside of my lip. " Can't I just be happy? " I ask him then he gives me a look making me confess. " Nick needs date help " I sigh making Colby jump up. " You need date help!? " he practicality screams. Nick nods and Colby claps exited. " More shopping! " he says making Renee gasp. " I wanna go! " she says making Nick groan as I laugh. " When's the date? " Colby ask.

" Tomorrow night " Nick answers. Colby nods then gets a question again. " Gay or straight date? " he ask making Nick weirded out. " It's Kevin " I answer for him giving him a look. Colby gasp. " My human dog yay! " Colby says happily. Nick just looks uncomfortable making me laugh. " We'll drag you shopping tomorrow " Renee tells him and he says ok then leaves after a few minutes. Colby goes back in the bathroom with Renee and I go chase after Nick. I see him in the hallway with Nikki Bella. She waves at me and I wave back.