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I'm bored and have no ideas.

Who says what to you?
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Aquarius: Tsuyu~ 'Chicken's technically didn't have a childhood.'

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Aries: Katsuki~ 'Aries is the god of war...fight me now.'

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Taurus: Uraraka~ 'Why are they called heels if you're on your toes?'

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Cancer: Todoroki~ 'Kirishima is rock, Aquarius is scissors, who is paper?'

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Gemini: Kendo~ 'Is a tree's family tree a forest?'

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Leo: Midoriya~ 'What do people in Turkey call turkeys?'

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Virgo: Denki~ 'I wonder how long Rapunzel's pubes were...'

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Libra: Sero~ 'Are we still eco-friendly if we eat plants?'

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Scorpio: Mina~ 'THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN PEOPLE!'

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Sagittarius: Momo~ 'Shouldn't tampons be called tamp-ins?'

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Capricorn: Shoji~ 'Why do secret agents always wear suits, it would be so much easier to to fight in a tracksuit...'

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Pisces: Hagakure~ 'Can I say nice to 'meat' you to someone... if they're vegan?'
You: It's 2am..

Tell me you recognise some of these quotes... please.

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