Me:*reading lemon and start commenting*wow god that was hot!*slapped by haru* what the hell was that for haru?!
Haru:we're keeping your innocence and base here from your background profile your innocence is only 10 out of 100 now!
Me: but I'm not lying! That was really hot!!*slapped**bj exe stop working *
[Reboot]
Me: *rebooting*
Haru: checked my stats* innocence: back to 100 percent)
Me:*stopped rebooting* haru??
Haru:yes??
Me: what is dick??
Haru: * face palm*
Lust: dick is a part of a boy tha-*slapped by haru*
Haru: don't you even dare continue your words lust I just rebooted her and don't you dare corrupt her by your horny ass again!!
Me: what is ass??
Haru: *face palm again hard*god damn it!
Lust: ass is where you fu-*slapped again by ink and broomie*
Ink:stop corrupting her!!
Lust: I'm just explaining!!
Haru: but your not explaining things in good way!
Anon: did bj know what sanscest is? If she didn't can she search it up??*slapped* sorry
Haru:*puts headphones at my ear in a full volume* don't corrupt her any further!!
Anon 2:what about fontcest??*slapped* sorry...
Me:*having blood dripping out of my ear because of the headphones playing megalovania*
Lust: rip bj's ear!
Haru: oops!
Me: Q^Q I can't hear anything why haru?!
Haru:because they planning to corrupt you again
Me: huuuhhhhh???
Haru:I said they planning to corrupt you again!!
Me:hhuuuuhhhh????
Haru: damn it...
Dream: *pats harus back* its okay...
Me: heh got ya!! Even though you rebooted me I'm still gonna read!
Haru: nooo!!!
Me: and yes I did know all of those!!
Haru: nioooooo!!!
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Reaper: hey geno! Spell me!
Geno: uhhh ok M.E?
Reaper: you forgot the D
Geno: there's no D in ME
Reaper: not yet~
Geno: noooo!!!!
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Me: hey haru what is this??*points at right cheek*
Haru: cheek
Me: how about this one??*points at left cheek*
Haru: cheek
Me: cheeben!! (Seven)
Haru: dork!
Me: dingus!
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Haru: spell excuse
Me: c.u.s.e
Haru: where is the ex??
Me: shes happy to someone else do I still need to intrude??
Haru: ohhhh!!!!
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Me:haru can I buy happy??
Haru: happy??
Me: there look *points at mc* she's happy to someone else
Haru: ohhhhh!!!
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Dust: hey horror spell happy
Horror: H.a.p.p.y
Dust: get rid of p and y
Horror: h.a.p
Dust: get rid of p
Horror: ha
Dust: *cover mouth and non nose* dude when did the last time you brush your teeth??
Horror: last year =)
Me: hahahah!!
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Me: *playing yandere simulator* cmon rise puppets rise!!! Ahahahah!!!
Error: puppets??
Me: I'm playing yandere simulator and I'm trying the myths of it!!
Error: puppets?
Me: no puss puss
Error: puppets??
Me: pussy =_='
Haru: they corrupt her...don't ask me how...
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Ink: knock knock error
Error: who's the fucking there??
Ink: olive
Error: olive the fuck who??
Ink: I olive you
Error:......
Ink -3- slow...
Error: I fucking olive you too
Me: get a room you two!!!
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Me: momma said I should kill you haru....
Haru: uhhh do we have cross??
Cross: yes you call me??
Haru: *lift cross and throw him to me
Me: momma said I should kill the shit out of you too...
Cross: who is your momma??
Me: ....=)??
C chara: she's not my child so shut up
Chara: even me
Swap frisk: nope
Haru: then who?
Ayano: me why got a problem??
Me: she's my momma and I'm gonna take senpai..
Haru: how did ayano get here? And who is your senpai?
Me: you...
Haru:...
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Haru: ok so you have five apples and a friend of you ask to give them three apples how many apples left?
Me: five
Haru: ok again so you have five apples and a friend of you forceful took the three apples how many apples left?
Me: five apples and a corpse...
Haru: uhh wuth?....
Ayono: that's my baby girl *pats my head*
Me: *grins widely* haru chan seems didn't understand
Horror: I love this kid
Me: I'm not your child so backoff or momma will stab you
Ayano: she's right...
Info: why I'm here??
Me: panty shots??
Info: seriously I'm not that peverted unlike that friend of yours
Me: its natural for him because that's what they do to there au
Lust: that's true!
Info: that's why your reputation is really low compares to bj chan
Me: ugh fucking reputation system why are you even here??
Info: I don't know..
Me: ...........and my reputation is already low as hell....
Info: how??
Me: because I killed somebody....
Info: oh....
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Me: ........I regret something just now....
Haru: what??
Me: I watch something at YouTube...
Haru: and what is it??
Me: countryhumans....
Haru: and what is that??
Me: UK x France .....and its a fucking dumbass horeshit short lemon.................and yeah even I'm a sinner I can't stand long sometimes.....that mother fucking pussy to much to take in.....*sulking in the corner in black and white color with crosses surrounds*
Haru: I'm sorry people my cousin forgot to take her pills
Me: I didn't not!! Blame lust about it!!
Lust: why me?!
Me: your the one who choose it!
Lust: uh ummmm......bye!!!*run away*
Haru: I'm going to kill you!!
Lust: nooooooo!!!
Me: *_*?? their crazy....=_='
Haru:I heard that!!
Me: so what?!
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Me: some people want money! Some people want luvv!*put a disgusting face* but not me! You know what I want?!
Ink: what..
Me:kill all those mother fuckers but do I did it??! no!! Because they have a freaking body guards!!
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Me: what is the reason your boyfriend break up with you??
Haru: what??
Me: because your not his priority! And the one who he really love!!
Haru: damn it your bad at comforting someone
Me: *smiles proudly* I know....
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Me: how did god make my school
*throws a one cup of water at friends*
Me:*throws a two cup of water at teachers*
Me:*pour flammable liquid at the school and burn it* bye bye!!
Haru: sorry she lost her mind don't pay attention to us!
Me: they deserve that!!!
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Me: ....
Haru:...
Lust: ......
Me: one thousand minus seven...
Lust:....
Haru:...
Me: 993...
Haru: you got that from Tokyo ghoul quotes didn't cha??
Me:no...
Lust:...
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Me:love me love me!!.
Lust: say DAT yo luv Meh!! *dancing with a mop in his hands*
Haru/me: *sweatdropped* uhh I'm getting scared.....
Horror: I thought I'm the only one you love?!?!
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Me: hentai tentacle rape squid....
Haru: uhhh who??...
Me: *points at nightmare with wide eyes*Stupid octopus.....
Nightmare: shut up!!*grabs my shoulder and stared shaking me violently *
Me: yamete!!! YAMETE!!YAMETE YOU BAKA!!....
nightmare:uhhh wuth??
Haru:she said stop you idiot....
Me: kogosaki....
Haru: now she's starting to spoke Japanese.
Me: busu....
Nm: what did she say??...
Haru: the first one was unpleasant brat while the second one was ugly...
Me:gomen
Nm:......
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The Other Magic User ¤《Discontinued 》¤
Fanfiction"Now y/n chose,who will you want to be with...."the skeletons asked..... Heya guys! DJ blue jay here sorry about my other books school is making me busy and requirements is stressing me out so...enjoy the book!!
