[alarm goes off]
y/n: "Ugh...." (yawns) "Okay. Okay, getting up."
unknown: "You should get up, you have your exam today."
y/n: "I know, Mom, just give me a second..."
unknown: "Mom? You're definitely still sleepy. Wake up, zombie."
y/n: (yawns) "Alright, no need to be so harsh... hey, why does your voice sound like that?"
unknown: "Like what?"
y/n: "I don't know, you sound like a-- AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
unknown: "AGGGH! Jesus, what the hell are you screaming so loud for?!"
y/n: "I... What... How..."
unknown: "Calm down! Look, I know you were anxious last night but you're gonna do great. Remember, we studied all your flashcards and--"
y/n: "I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming! That has to be it!"
unknown: "You're not dreaming."
y/n: "I have to be dreaming! This is insane!"
unknown: "What is?"
y/n: "Choi fucking Soobin is in my room!" (pause) "Wait. This isn't my room. Is this a dorm room? Oh. Oh." (laughs hysterically) "I am definitely dreaming."
soobin: "Okay, one: I never knew my middle name was 'fucking.' Two: yes, this is my dorm room. Or did you forget?"
y/n: "No. No, no, no, no. No! This is impossible. You don't have a dorm room. You can't have a dorm room!"
soobin: "I mean, I'm a student here and students can have their own dorm rooms."
y/n: "A student where?"
soobin: "At our college? Look, are you okay? I mean, I know we always pull pranks on each other but this one's a bit overboard, don't you think?"
y/n: "We? There is no we! You're a k-pop star!"
(long silence)
soobin: (laughs) "I'm a what?"
y/n: "A k-pop star! An idol! A South Korean boy group member!"
soobin: "Wow. You are really something else, you know that?"
y/n: "Wait... you're speaking English."
soobin: "Yeah... I mean, I can speak Korean, too. Did you want me to speak Korean instead or...?"
y/n: "I have to wake up. Or maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should just go back to bed and--"
soobin: "Oh, I see why you're doing this. Okay. It's cute. You could've just asked."
y/n: "Asked for what?"
soobin: "Come here."
y/n: "AGH!!!"
soobin: "What?"
y/n: "Why are you trying to kiss me?!"
soobin: (pauses) "Isn't that what you wanted...?"
y/n: "No! I mean... I don't know what's happening right now!"
soobin: (laughs) "[y/n], I mean... okay, I'll play along. So you think I'm a k-pop star."
