Haha lol

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I didn't leave, I'm not leaving and I'll never leave. It sounds sinister, but I'm just reassuring.

Also I'm suddenly obsessed with Monty Python (as if, since October actually). Michael Palin is my god and Terry Jones is my saviour😌 Carol Cleveland is my nun and Graham Chapman is my king.

Anyway, not leaving, but still procrastinating like fuck.

I want to stop using y/n, so give me names! You want bois? I'm inclusive, fuck, just tell me. YA WANT MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE?? KINKS???? GODDMAMN, ¡GENTE TRAVIESA!

Here on out, we're cutting all ties. Continuations? I don't know her. Multiple parts are acceptable (see Malkat1969 for reference ((a good thing))).

Thank you all for liking my oh so (whyyyy) shitty "stories"

*strikes a silly walk out the door*

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