Mishaps

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Y/N's POV:

I get carried into a surgical room where I see Oregon prepping some equipment.

Oregon: I see you survived Doctor Gray.

Gray: Of course I did silly. Now would you like to lend a hand in...fixing Agent Colorado?

Oregon: I think I would very much like that.

Gray: Excellent! You'll be holding him down.

Y/N: Wait hold me down?! Your not gonna knock me out first?!

Gray: Of course not sweety, we don't have anything to put you under with.

Y/N: You must be crazy!

Echo: And your not?

Y/N: Shut the hell up! Wait why isn't the healing unit running?

Echo: I uhh...Colorado I'm having some problems with running this suit.

Y/N: What do you mean?

Echo: I'm not a full AI, I'm a fragment that's been in use for years now...Colorado I'm not a young AI anymore.

Gray: Let's begin!

Y/N: Oh dear god Oregon keep her away!

Oregon: You'll live. I think.

I hear the whir of saws as Gray approaches me.

Gray: This is going to hurt, but you'll be fine won't you Mr. Freelancer!

Y/N: Oh god!

Gray: I like it when they yell~

3rd Person POV:

Everyone stands outside as they hear Colorado screaming his ass off and the sounds of flesh being cut open or put together.

Simmons: Sarge I'm scared.

Sarge: We're all scared. Well not me, I'm not scared.

And then the sounds of Gray singing over the procedure.

Y/N: Not there! Not there!

A few moments go by and Oregon walks out all bloody.

Oregon: Is anyone here an O+ blood type?

Nevada: I am.

Oregon: Perfect lets go.

Nevada looks at the others before following Oregon into the building.

Tucker: What kind of sick bitch sings during an operation?

Caboose: I think the pretty lady is just happy.

Tucker: Yeah happy to like cutting people up.

From outside they can hear Nevada's voice.

Nevada: What the hell are you doing?!

Y/N: Oh god this shouldn't be physically possible!

Nevada: Why is there drool on the floor?!

Gray: You can't tell me where I can drool!

The guys and Carolina exchange glances.

Washington: I vote we don't go anywhere near that room.

Carolina: Agreed.

The screaming stops and outwalks a bloodied Gray and Oregon.

Oregon: So good news, Colorado will be fine and on his feet soon enough.

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