Single Ronnie!

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So we got home and as I went to get out, I stumbled a bit and just dropped my purse. I went to bend over to grab it but i topped over and fell.
"Oh shit Jess you good?!"
Mike said in between laughing.
"Yup! Vodka is making my balance fucked up"
I said giggling as Vinny helped me up.
"You're so wasted...come on lets get you changed and ready for bed"
Vinny said holding my arm.
I snatched my arm away with an annoyed expression
"I am not wasted! Im tipsy! As you can see I just tipped over. Besides I wanna go swimming"
I said as I started walking towards the house, not being able to walk in a straight line
"Okay you are not going swimming right now. You'll drown"
Vinny said stepping infront of me. I put my hand on my hip
"You are not my Daddy Vincent! I do what i want!"
I said and ran around him into the house
"Yo we gotta stop her"
Pauly said laughing
"Oh Yeah? Well you guys are a real big help"
Vinny said but Mike had already gone and followed me out back where i was taking my heels off.

“Jess what are you doing?”
Mike asked as Pauly and Vinny followed Mike and I to the back yard

“I need to sober up and what better way then to jump in the pool?”
I asked smiling

"I don't know maybe some food and water?"
Mike said with a smirk.

“Okay well can you jump in close to the stairs so you don’t drown?”
Vinny asked stepping up to me

“Ill do it..but because I want to not because you told me to!”
I said pointing at him before spreading out my arms and falling on my back into the water. Pauly, Mike, and Vinny laughed at me for that. Once I swam to the top I honestly felt much better. I climbed the stairs and Mike and Vinny helped me up

“Thank you. I’m gonna change my clothes now”
I said smiling and walked to my room to change into victoria secret pajama shorts and a black tank top. I walked into the girls room seeing Angelina, Nicole and Jen were already in pjs

“Feel better?”
Pauly asked laughing at me.

“I’m sorry for the things I said drunk. It wasn’t me it was Patricia”
I said making them all laugh. Just then Ron walked in the room

“Oh hello Ronaldo”
I said with annoyance, crossing my arms.

“I’m sorry for stealing your seat”
he said making me laugh

“What are you even doin man? You got a girl and a crazy one at that”
I said but he shrugged

“I don’t know right now but is anyone going swimming?”
he said looking around

“Ugh-“

Just then Lindsey walked out in a bikini and everyone even the girls cheered. I just stared with a fake smile.

“You guys gonna swim?”
Lindsey asked smiling

“Yeah but Ron is gonna go ahead of us and check the water. Make sure it’s wet”
Pauly said making us laugh.

“Go get your condom-I mean bathing suit Ron”
Pauly said and we All laughed accept for Ron and Lindsey who walked out to go to the pool.

“That is one dumb son of a bitch”
I said laughing

“It’s Miami all over again”
Nicole said shaking her head

“Do you mean Sam or do you mean Jen?”
I asked smirking making Pauly and Jenni laugh.

“What are they even doing right now?”
I asked and Vinny peeked out the window

“They’re just sitting by the pool with just their legs in. Oh she moved closer!”
Vinny said and began to hump the window making us laugh.

“They’re moving to the jacuzzi!” Vinny said looking back

“I thought they already were?”
Pauly said in amusement

“No they were in the pool and now they’re in the jacuzzi”
Vinny said

“What’s the difference?”
Pauly asked making me laugh

“One is cold and refreshing and the other is hot and bubbly”
I said smirking

“I’m gonna go spy on him”
"Don't open that door!"
Angelina said in a whisper
"Well maybe they won't see us if I crawl on the floor"
Nicole said going on her hands and knees as Mike slowly opened the sliding glass door for Nicole to crawl out.
"Ugh the camera guy by Ron is on us"
Nicole whispered, looking back.
"Can someone radio him and tell him to stop? We're tryna be low key here"
I said quietly to the producer.
"Not a problem"
He said then hit the blue tooth in his ear.

Pauly crawled out behind her, then I did, I went next to Pauly and Vinny crawled next to me. His hand was on top of mine then realized our hands were touching and we both pulled back blushing. Just then Angelina came crawling out and we looked at her oddly.

“She’s wearing camo?Why are you wearing camo?”
Nicole whispered

“I needed to change”
Angelina whispered back

“We’re spying on Ron not going deer hunting”
I whispered to her, suppressing a laugh. Suddenly Mike was the last to come out with some popcorn and a 'diet soders'. He wasn't even crawling he was crab walking.

“Popcorn!”
Nicole whispered a little too loud

“Nicole shut up!”
I whispered laughing. We all grabbed a handful of popcorn

“The name of this movie is called I Cheated”
Pauly said smirking. We all snickered quietly.

“He is the dumbest mother fucker I ever seen”
Mike whispered with a laugh

“Like dude he did the exact same thing and he got run over for it”
Mike said smirking

“Hey they’re getting out”
I said watching Ron grab a towel and hand her one.

Then they started walking to the house

“Shit go go go”
Pauly whispered and we all crawled back in. I decided it was time for bed and as I went in my room I heard a knock. I looked back and saw vinny

“Are you feeling okay? You were pounding that vodka”
Vinny said with a worried expression

“Yeah I’m-“
I stopped feeling a knot form in my stomach that felt like it was going further up my body

“Bathroom! Now! Hair!” I said and ran to my bathroom. Vinny followed me and held my hair back as I puke 3 times. After I began to brush my teeth he came back with a bottled water

“You gonna be okay?”
He asked as i pounded the water.

“Yeah I should be okay now. Thanks for holding my hair back... it’s really annoying you still know me better than I know myself”
I said smiling

“Well I don’t know about that but I just remember all the times you got sick from vodka before”
Vinny said.

“Well thanks again, about tonight-"
"Jess don't even sweat it. I thinkbwe were both kinda trying to make eachother jealous and it clearly worked but for what it's worth I wouldnt touch Jewish barbie with a 10 foot pole I mean she's Angelinas friend for starters, and I can't stress this enough, I hate Staten Island girls"
Vinny said shaking his head. I smiled, cracking up at that
"Maybe we were..but still, you were just trying to take care of me and I was being kind of-"
"Crazy?"
Vinny said smirking. I have him an annoyed look.
"I was going to say rude...but sure we'll go with that"
I said crossing my arms. We both stared at one another for a moment before we cracked up

"I’m gonna take some ibuprofen and get some sleep. Thank you again Vin”
I said and hugged vinny. We hugged for at least 3 minutes and it felt so good but finally I pulled back before i did something stupid

“Good night Vinnnn”
I said giggling.

“Goodnight beautiful”
he said smirking which made me blush so I giggled and with that I went to bed and he went to his room....
I really hope Ron doesn’t screw Lindsey for his sake...

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