Keto Guido vs Staten Island Fairy

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So we went outside and they made up the dumb idea of whoever loses had to kiss the winners feet

“Vinny I'm just saying if you lose, I can’t kiss you. Like ever again”
I said crossing my arms

“Ooh I guess I better not lose then. Can I get a good luck kiss to motivate me?”
He said smirking. I giggled rolling my eyes and bent forward giving him a kiss. Nicole looked over from talking with Jenni and screamed

“VINNY AND JESS ARE KISSING!”
She yelled and everybody was all like YES! And FINALLY! I laughed pushing Vinny back as I rolled my eyes

(Behind scene with Nicole and Jenni)
"Yes bitch! Finally! Ive been waiting for this moment for years now! Vinny better not screw it up!"

"I don't think Vinny is gonna screw it up. I hope he does something special for her. Like something big"
Jenni said smirking

"Maybe we'll talk to Vinny about it"
Nicole said looking over at her

"I have ideas"
Jenni said tapping her fingers together 1 by 1 with a plotting smirk on her face

(Back to scene)

“Better not loose”
I said smirking as I walked to Pauly since I was rooting on Vinnys side

“To your places. Come on Angeliners” Mike said as Angelina was stretching.

“In this corner raining in and stinking! Angelina the Staten island dump”
Vinny grabbed her arm to hold up and she waved

“Weighing in at an unknown amount!”
Pauly said. The girls cheered for her

“And in this corner weighing nothing! The Keto Guido!”
Pauly said in his megaphone. We all laughed

“He’s invisible”
Nicole said laughing

“Any foot off loses! Alright let’s do this! Everybody good?”
Pauly asked looking back and forth.

“You got this Vin!”
I said laughing

“Fight!”
Pauly said and then got off the inflatable. So Vinny and Angelina were savage with it. Throwing it as hard as possible at one another while Pauly was reffing on the megaphone. Vinny threw it hard and almost knocked her off but she grabbed the ball and used it to pull herself back up. Damn she’s holding her own well. Vinny was really tryna hurt her

“Vinny chill! I was just kidding I’m still gonna kiss you after you brush your teeth mouthwash and shower you don’t gotta knock her out!”
I said laughing. Angelina looked so focused and determined but so did Vinny. This was nerve wracking and it was just a game. Vinny picked the ball up over his head and flexed his muscles, when he flexed, just for a moment, things seemed slow motion and he looked so damn sexy.. Sweaty and still that beard...
I shook my head, coming out of my thoughts as Vinny threw the ball as hard as he could but this time her foot came off.

“Oh she’s out! Vinny won!”
Pauly yelled and Vinny was screaming as he jumped around.

“Ayyy! The winner! Vincent aka the Keto Guido!”
Pauly said holding up his arm

“Fuck my life”
Angelina said shaking her head

“A real sportsman honors her bet. You must say Vinny is the King of Staten Island and kiss his toe”
Pauly said as Vinny atleast rinsed his foot for her but as much as I still was into Vinny..that mans foot was hairy..

She took a long sigh

“You are the King of Staten Island Vinny”
she choked out, rolling her eyes with a smirk.

“Angelina, bend a knee”
Vinny said smirking as he put his hands on his hips proudly.
Paulys laughed his ass ofd

“Wait hold on hold on-“

“I’m gonna throw up”
Angelina said cutting off Pauly holding her arm to her mouth with a smirk

She got on her knees

“This is awesome”
Pauly said laughing

“It’s so damn hairy!”
Angelina whined making my burst out laughing.
"Better you than me boo sorry!"
I said as the rest of us laughed.

“Oh my god”
she said grossed out.

“This is so awesome!”
I said laughing. Angelina screamed, kissed his foot quickly. then got up and ran away screaming and grabbed the bottle of vodka and downed the rest. I laughed my ass off and put a hand on Vinny's shoulder

“You know you gotta be friends with her now”
I said laughing. Vinny smirked and kissed my cheek before walking up to her

“I’ll give you a hug. You honored your bet. Alright truce truce truce”
Vinny said holding out his hand and she took it.

“Thankyou”
She said sighing with a shameful smile.

“The Angelina and Vinny beef is crushed! You saw it today people!” Pauly yelled in his megaphone. So we went inside after that and we took naps. We were exhausted and full from food and just needed to recharge.
Vinny of course, smoked and napped with me in my bed. When we woke up it was like 445 so we went to Jens room

“There you are. Hey Nicole and I were thinking maybe we could do a girls night out boys night out thing”
Jenni said looking at Vinny and I

“I’m cool with that”
I said shrugging. Vinny nodded

“I wanted to take Jess out but-"
"No!"
Nicole and Jenni yelled, much to Vinny's and my confusion.

"Okay so you guys were pushing for this to happen and now-"
"He's not ready"
Jenni said smirking.
"Wha-"
"Nope!"
Nicole said laughing. I looked at Vinny with a raised brow
"Are you planning something? You know I hate surprises"
I said crossing my arms. Vinny looked at Jenni and Nicole, who i had my bscl to, motioning for Vinny with a thumbs up.
"Uhhhh I’ll go plan with the boys”
Vin said pecking my lips

“Hey! You didnt answer me"
I whined but he was gone. I turned to Nicole and Jenni with a raised brow of confusion.
"What the he'll was-"

“I’m so happy you guys are sort of a thing again”
Nicole said smiling as she chsnged the subject. I gave them a confused but suspicious look but decided I probably wasn't going to get squat out of them. 

“Me too..so what’s the plan for tonight?”
I asked crossing my arms

“I just thought like a nice winery trip would be nice”
Jenni said putting some hand lotion on.

“Alright sounds good”
I said smiling eith a shrug.

“I would like to put my pinky up tonight so I’m gonna try and be classy so I’m gonna try to not curse-“

Jenni and I gasped as Angelina.

“Oh are we doing like a thing now?” Jenni asked smirking
"We're from Jersey, is classy even a thing?"
I asked laughing.

“Were gonna do a thing. No cursing,were gonna do a napkin on my lap, we’re gonna sit up straight because I have sculliosis and I slouch” just then Nicole walked in

“She’s gonna be classy tonight, no swearing, she’s gonna do a napkin-“

“No talking about farts and shit” Angelina said cutting me off. Nicole walked past us in the bathroom, scoffing and making a face like she didn’t believe it.

“Alright”
She said sarcastically which I laughed

“This is gonna be the first time ever” Angelina said. I smirked at this

“I guess I’ll go shower and wear something nice”
I said walking out of tbe bathroom to Nicole on the bed.

“You think I’ll be able to do that or no?”
Angelina asked as Deena entered the room but then she burped

“Why do I burp so much?”
Angelina asked as I walked out. I shook my head. No way was she gonna pull this off...

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