"Y/n, I have a very important task to do!" Jesus says urgently.
"What is it J-dawg?" You reply confused.
"You are to be crucified tomorrow, we must paint your nails!"
"My nails as in the nails they will nail me to a cross with?"
"Yes y/n, those nails!" Jesus says as he strikes a powerful pose, showing off the holes in his hands and feet.
"Yasss Jesus!" you cry happily.
Jesus takes out the nails and the nail polish. "I brought your favorite colors!"
"Yay, I love these colors!" you say as you open a bottle of white nail polish."
"The color is mayonaise!" Jesus proclaims.
"That's pretty freakin' epic!" you hout with immense joy. You excitedly paint the nail that will pierce your left hand. Jesus paint the nail that will be on your left foot. He paints it fright neon orange.
"Radioactive orange uwu?" you ask
"Yes" Jesus repliez
"yay owo uwu" you reply
Jesus and you quickly finish painting your nails and jesus breaks down sobbing.
"Y/n i cant let you be crucified! Your my best bud!!"
"It's ok J-Dawg, I have to die for your sins!!"
"BUT IVE NEVER SINNED!!!!!!!!" Jesus howls in pain
"bro calm the h*ck down." you say to jesus
"lol sorry" jesus says, immediately calm
"Its ok."
"I'm going to be crucified by the way, in your place y/n" Jesus said sadly.
"O-M-Cupcake!!!!! WHAT! You cant steal my nails!"
"If you don't let me do this you'll GO TO HELL" Jesus said, his eyes turning red for a second. "oh sorry, satan possesed me for a sec there.
"It's ok jesus." you say. "begone satan!"
"smh satan isnt here" Satan's mistress says as she pops out of Jesus' Nostril.
"Omg hi!" You say as you jump up and down excitedly. "Can i get an autograph!?"
"No ur stinky haha" satan's mistress says and then disapears.
You break down in sobs
"Omg noooo dont cry!" jesus says.
"Ur right jesus." You say, hugging your bff jesus.
"The nails are dry! Time for my crucifixtion!"jesus cries
"omg crucifixtion yas!"
The End
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Fanfiction(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self...
