Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Seraphina: Sera
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Strawberry: MY EYES
Strawberry: ARE BLEEDING
Strawberry: 38E838DI2KZK83'3ID3IZK#&*39!?!?!?!?!?!
iSENSE: Is Remi broken?????
Goku: Remi nooooo! Speak to us!
Goku: what happened?!?!?
Strawberry: i
Strawberry: have witnessed
Strawberry: something disgusting
iSENSE: What happened?
Strawberry: Okay, so I needed to use the restroom, right?
Strawberry: I walked into the restroom only to see a student out in the open, pants and underwear down, wrist-deep in her butt, wiping it with a paper towel
Goku: EWWWW
iSENSE: DUDE
Goku: WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
Strawberry: The girl saw me and started profusely apologizing, and I'm just like "its ok" bc how do you respond to that
Strawberry: And that's when I realized there was no toilet paper. In any of the stalls.
iSENSE: [disgusted screeching]
Goku: THAT'S SO GROSS
Strawberry: I'm skipping the rest of my classes bc I don't feel clean enough to attend them
Goku: Completely valid
2:18 PM
Blueberry: OH COME ON
Blueberry: EWWWWWWWWWWW
Strawberry: ???
Blueberry: I also need to skip the rest of my classes, I feel so freaking dirty rn
Sera: What happened?????
Blueberry: So I'm in the locker room changing into my work out clothes
Blueberry: I'm heading to the bathroom stalls when I saw a girl heading towards the showers, naked from the waist down with what looked like poop on her butt.
Blueberry: IT WAS DRIPPING ONTO THE FLOOR AS SHE WALKED
Blueberry: I WANT TO VOMIT
Strawberry: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
Sera: ^^^^^^
Blueberry: Fortunately the girl didn't notice me, but now I feel too dirty to do anything other than take a hot shower to sanitize my body.
Strawberry: That's literally what I just did
4:14 PM
Sera: Oof, Elaine used up all of the hot water
Sera: I may have to take a shower at John's dorm
Cripple: fine with me, also RIP elaine and remi
Asslo: ...
Asslo: Seraphina, what the f*ck?
Sera: I LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WAS REMOTELY SEXUAL WTF
Goku: Tbf you literally said you're going to use our shower, and John's a guy.
iSENSE: Also, I've heard you two have been getting really close lately...
Sera: FIRST OFF, Y'ALL ARE PERVERTS. SECONDLY, IT'S ONLY TO AVOID HAVING TO TAKE COLD-ASS SHOWERS. LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE TO IT.
Goku: 🤨🤨🤨🤨
iSENSE: Sureeeeee...
Sera: Ugh, whatever.
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A/N: This is based on two unfortunate experiences I had at a Walmart restroom (of course it's Walmart) and in the locker room of my university. The latter was exaggerated, but the first is legit what happened to me. I still want to bleach my eyes T_T
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FanfictionWhen you put a bunch of teenagers with superpowers in a school where they can use said abilities freely, of course weird crap is going to go down.
