Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Evie: Cinnamon Roll
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Roland: Roly Poly
Seraphina: Sera
~~~~~O~~~~~
iSENSE: Blyke and I won't be @ school today
Strawberry: How come?
Cripple: i swear if u two were up all night playing twister again
Goku: WTF NO
iSENSE: WE DIDN'T DO THAT AGAIN I PROMISE EHEIAKWKDKXJEKAKDKDJX
iSENSE: BLYKE AND I WERE JUST BINGE-WATCHING VIDEOS
Blueberry: What kind of videos?
Goku: We were watching funny animal compilations
Sera: That sounds too innocent
Asslo: What were you two actually doing?
iSENSE: WE WERENT DOING ANYTHING CRAZY, I SWEAR WE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH
Cripple: i find that hard to believe, since i once woke up to use the bathroom and u were t-posing while blyke was behind u rubbing ur nipples, whispering weird sh*t into ur ear
iSENSE: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPSOE US FKSKDJFKSKEKXISKDZ
Cinnamon Roll: OMG WHAT
Strawberry: WHAT THE HECK
Asslo: Hey Siri, how do you delete a memory?
Blueberry: hOLY CRAP ARLO MEMED I-
Asslo: I am so disgusted I have to use a meme.
Cripple: i still hate my bladder for waking me up and forcing me to witness that
Roly Poly: RIP John
Sera: Press F for John
Cinnamon Roll: F
Asslo: f
Strawberry: F
Blueberry: F
Roly Poly: F
Goku: go die
iSENSE: ^
Cripple: f*ck u
Goku: Sorry dude, I'm straight
Strawberry: Last time I checked, rubbing a guy's nipples isn't a straight guy thing
Goku: F*CK YOU REMI YOU KNOW FOR A FACT I'M STRAIGHT
Goku: AND BESIDES I WAS JOKING AROUND WITH ISEN, IT'S NOT LIKE IT MEANT ANYTHING
Roly Poly: I'm not trying to be mean or anything,
Roly Poly: but are all high-tiers this crazy????
Sera: Nope, just Blyke and Isen
Strawberry: ^
Strawberry: They are known as the Crackhead Duoᵀᴹ for a reason
Goku: WE ARE NOT CRACKHEADS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS REMI
Strawberry: You guys have done so much crazy stuff, how are you not crackheads?
iSENSE: Name an event that would make us crackheads.
Strawberry: You two got into a fight and almost tore down an entire hallway over a pen.
Asslo: You and Blyke blasted earrape at two in the morning, waking everyone in the boy's dorm.
Asslo: Twice.
Blueberry: You somehow managed to obtain some LSD and gave some to Blyke, which led to you two tripping out during class
Cripple: that was hilarious, ngl
Cripple: u two were screeching about "the man in the corner" who had black eyes and was whispering about "crispy muffins"
Sera: You two tried to recreate that Caramelldansen song and failed miserably
Cinnamon Roll: OMG LOL YOU GUYS TRIED TO DANCE TO CARAMELLDANSEN????
Cripple: oh yeah, i also recorded isen doing that "bop it, twist it, pull it" vine while blyke clapped in the background
Cripple: nyeaah.mp4
Goku: YOU RECORDED THAT???
Cripple: tbh ive recorded u and isen doing a bunch of weird sh*t
Cripple: a bunch of them are recreations of vines and memes while the rest is other crap ive seen u do
iSENSE: WHATTTTTTTTTT
Strawberry: Share me those videos
Sera: Same here
Asslo: ^
iSENSE: NO DON'T SHARE THEM
Goku: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THOSE VIDEOS
Cripple: stealth abilities, especially invisibility
Cripple: or just plain luck
Cripple: i have over 50 videos of u two being crackheads
Goku: JOHN IF YOU DON'T DELETE THOSE VIDEOS I WILL BLAST YOU
Cripple: gotta find me first
Cripple: n y o o m
Goku: DID YOU JUST TELEPORT?
Goku: COME BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SH*T
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Just Some unOrdinary Crack
FanfictionWhen you put a bunch of teenagers with superpowers in a school where they can use said abilities freely, of course weird crap is going to go down.
