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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Roland: Roly Poly

Seraphina: Sera

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Cripple: todays the day i have to pretend to be ceciles bf

Cripple: i want to die

Sera: Bmood

Cripple: shes meeting with her parents at a fancy restaurant

Cripple: i dont even know if i have the proper etiquette required

Cripple: im so going to embarrass myself

Strawberry: No you won't, you got this!

Cinnamon Roll: Good luck John!

Roly Poly: You'll need it!

Goku: RIP John, you will and won't be missed

iSENSE: ^

Asslo: ^

Cripple: thx, ig

7:37 PM

Cinnamon Roll: Hey Isen and Seraphina, are you really stalking John and Cecile rn?

Sera: We have to for his safety

Goku: Why did you agree to help Seraphina out, Isen?

iSENSE: She is very pissed and I refuse to say no for the sake of my life

iSENSE: Also she promised me a state of the art pen

Goku: Not because you're jealous that Cecile didn't ask you to be her pretend boyfriend?

iSENSE:

iSENSE:

iSENSE: DALWO3D93&$>3,#[2[-[2(×('L3SLO3OD

Strawberry: Blyke, you broke him!

Goku: Oops, I say sarcastically

iSENSE: ignoring that comment,

iSENSE: Seraphina turn around, you're glaring a hole right into Cecile's back

Strawberry: Cecile better watch out because angry Seraphina is a ruthless Seraphina

Blueberry: ^

iSENSE: But seriously, holy sh*t they clean up good. John gelled his hair correctly for once

Cinnamon Roll: What do you mean he gelled his hair correctly?

iSENSE: distinguished.jpg

Strawberry: NICEEEEEE

Cinnamon Roll: OMG

Blueberry: YES THAT LOOKS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS GEL HAIRSTYLE

Sera: I actually told him to wear his hair that way so he wouldn't look like a dork

iSENSE: Seraphina, you did a good thing

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